Henry

@manutd

[lucí🃏 @luci4urthots]

I’m fucking wheezing man

[Këv @lemonpepperkev]

All male group chats are hilarious whenever something serious happens politically. You’ll have 2-3 ppl who actually care & are educated enough to have thoughtful discussions. Then you’ll have the rest of the chat who barely read at an 8th grade level & only care about sports 24/7

[𝟒𝟒 @fawteefaw]

“hmm rooney seems like a cool player, maybe i should start supporting…”

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

never kill yourself

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The IT guy laughed when he saw your ticket. He minimized it and went back to r/mildlyinfuriating

[Crawfishcomic Reposts @crawfishcomic]

If you're latinx you can't crash out you can only go Loco

[🦈 @4Cobey]

life be so fucked up the least you ask for is your sports team to be decent and you can't even get that. Shit make you wanna blow ya brains out.

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

get me to God’s country

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

holy heck i'm training a zoomer kid to use the computer at work and it's exactly like training a boomer

[mau @rllydu]

bringing her home to meet the family:
“mom, dad, meet my goat”

[★ @baaales]

sintiéndome un poco asi

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

[Trung @VietMarxist18]

Daily affirmations:
Im not chopped
I can get hoes
Money isnt everything
My fits are ok