becks 🦇// on hiatus

misanthrope, but kind of cute. (they/them)

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

whatever job you can get by listing your skills as "very sleepy" and "bananas" is the job i both want and am qualified for

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@HonorataER @docmidnight holy shit INDEED

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@_mercurialgirl haha yeah apparently only my bosses are? idk how that works! but that doesn't matter to me 💖💖💖 thank you so much!

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

hello everyone! breaking my twitter quarantine (lol ☠️) to let you know that, if you have any spare cash which i know no one really does rn, me and my coworkers would really appreciate your help 💖 ok luv u stay safe wash ur hands
https://t.co/cIFtcnF3jQ

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@ddddelaney 🙏🙏🙏 thank you

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@cleverkate honestly! i did NOT have "global pandemic" on my 2020 bingo card

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

and while you're at it, this is rough for industry as a whole 🙏 thank you to everyone helping anyone in this ridiculous, unexpected time
https://t.co/XSlhr7xqJa

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

anyway the most wild thing that's happened to me thus far in all this (other than ... my job closing indefinitely 😬) is that my local 7-11 is completely out of cucumber lime gatorade. every other flavor is there but someone* wiped them out of that one.

(*incredibly not me)

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@jrho_jrho 🙏🙏🙏 thank you so much, we should all be employed when we open again but that's ... indefinite, so i (we!) very much appreciate it!

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@ddddelaney i have almost definitely said something up to or exactly like "somewhat less pancakes"

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@ddddelaney @jessezwick 🙋 hello!

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@Venneh ❤️❤️❤️ don't go out of your way but lmk if you do!

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@Venneh @yoshisquared oh love this 😍

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@docmidnight @AriaBare @100percentclass i am so flattered you thought of me but i'm not the expert you feel i am

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@sharpest_rose @geeblaster i would pay money for this

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@VodafoneAU someone appears to have signed up for your service using my email address (it wasn't me -- i'm in the us!) and i don't want them to not be able to pay their bill or something bc i got it instead. can you have them fix their account?

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

It probably did

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@lesbianglutton @100percentclass @docmidnight @SarahDLowe @eris404 lmao that's true actually

[becks 🦇// on hiatus @blergh]

@docmidnight @100percentclass @SarahDLowe @eris404 @lesbianglutton hahaha you have SO MUCH hair still!!!!! wtf