ben WAPiro

tall girl energy

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

my husband went to sleep on my side of the bed because the dog is asleep on his side of the bed and the only sacred rule in this house is that we don’t disturb the dog

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

NOT RIGHT NOW, ELON

[CNN @CNN]

Elon Musk promised that he'd show a working demo of his latest technology moonshot, a new kind of implantable chip for the brain, on Friday. And he did, but it wasn't with a human subject: Rather, it was with a pig named Gertrude. https://t.co/a8ifdJucRj

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

delete yellow team 2020

[Stacy Lambe @sllambe]

“The Day After Tomorrow” is shockingly relevant: an administration that doesn’t believe in science, imminent effects of climate change, insane weather, Americans fleeing to Mexico illegally, the lasting appeal of Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

There’s a neighbor who walks his black lab puppy past our farm every day. We don’t know him, but he always waves and seems really nice. I left a rope toy and a bag of chicken jerky on the road (with a note) and we’ll see if they’re gone in a few hours.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

the collapse of the republic

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

@codesworth “by being part of the shaping” mad at whoever wrote this

[melz @croissantgurl]

if you’re reading this stop what you’re doing and collect the various empty cups around your room and put them in the sink

[Michael Felder @InTheBleachers]

The idea of wanting of a 17-23 year old to sign something, waiving the school's liability, when they aren't allowed to have an agent or don't have personal legal counsel is wild.

[West Wing Report (Edited by Paul Brandus) @WestWingReport]

Not quite a record, but close: Trump made three historical errors in one sentence when he said the "1917 pandemic" killed as many as 100 million people and ended World War II

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

For so much of the world, a Black woman’s pain and trauma remains fodder for entertainment. https://t.co/zbmgkpquDH

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

holy shit we just got to the Law & Order spoof episode of Community. beautiful, flawless tv happening here

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

@VolareVols thank you! we’re so excited. under contract now on a house with a fenced-in yard for our best boy

[ben WAPiro @blertimore]

amongst the awfulness and uncertainty of 2020, we have the opportunity to buy a very very cute first home and I’m so excited