Laura

I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

The @thetrainline is the epitome of #terriblecustomerservice . Every time. Without fail. I'm furious with the way I've just been spoken to.

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@nationalrailenq @thetrainline the train line were useless and emailed me about the London underground :-/ am now on my way with no idea

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@nationalrailenq from the trainline, I've just looked and I can't actually even see the 10:46 from Victoria to piccadilly :-/ just standard

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@nationalrailenq my connecting train leaves as I arrive, can I use my prebooked ticket on the next train out?!

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

I'm normally optimistic about things, but this is the beginning of the end for the bake off #RIPGBBO #greedgetsyounowhere #sellout

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@RoyalMail (2) don't know if this will happen? Flying blind here being so far away.

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@RoyalMail have spoken to my former landlord and housemates, no card left. Have gone through site to ask for redelivery but with no card I

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@RoyalMail there's no other way? I can't provide you with ID or nominate someone to collect it? I have to lose my item? :-(

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@RoyalMail I have sent you a DM with details.

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@RoyalMail can I contact you by email? Someone posted to the wrong address (4 hours away from me) and I don't know how to get my mail :-(

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp hello, sent you a DM but not heard anything from you...

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what do you get when you cross a centerpede and a pig?

bacon legs

[Tamal Ray @DrRayBakes]

Although why is it called Good Friday when it's the day Jesus got crucified? Surely Bad Friday. Or Worst Friday Ever.

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

@DrRayBakes that show was brutal :'( when the mouse babies got impaled by that bird! Or Mr pheasant! I've got them on tape somewhere.

[Once Upon A Time @OnceABC]

Feel the heat rising. #OnceUponATime is back in ONE WEEK!
https://t.co/IBANs1VwVO

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

Just the best! https://t.co/OYKtCDLrm2

[Owl_Feathers 🦉 Derringer Hoot Owl @RoyalOwlRose]

Doesn't my friend @blessed_damozel make a great Merida from Once Upon A Time? I had so much fun… https://t.co/BrayenmX4R

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

My @OnceABC inspired Merida worn at @LSComicCon this weekend.

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

Coldplay headlining Glastonbury is the best kind of news on a really stressful day!!!

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

I HAVE TO DECIDE

[Laura @blessed_damozel]

Decision is 100% hinging on the idea I don't want to get on a plane alone.