Big Momma Maria

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[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

Anything involving Kid Cudi 🥰🥰🥰

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

#MOTM3
Me:

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Me after spending all my money, knowing I’ll get more, but I don’t know where from.

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

Marcus and I were playing over/under 0-100 and on my first guess I decided to guess my answer. Little did I know, Marcus chose the same number. What are the chances? 😬

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

I’ve become aware that I rage bait way more often than I thought. I don’t even know I’m doing it most of the time

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

My poor knees have been through a lot 🥲 first sober injury

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

I have fallen two or three more times since my last tweet, and today I was asked what happened from my doctor. I decided to admit I’m a clumsy motherfucker. My doctor said “next time, you need to come up with a better explanation” 🥴 bitch, what?!

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

Ignore the order they were placed and most definitely ignore the cursed child but isn’t it beautiful?! 🥰

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

‼️‼️I forgot to share that on December 27th, 2025 I found and purchased all seven Harry Potter books, all hardcover 😭 it only took 10 years to make my dream come true! ❣️

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

This is still my dream gift. #GonnaDropMadHintsForMyBirthday

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like i'm late for my house

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

This BMF fight is so disappointing!!!

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you're tired, drained and burned out but you still go to work because you need money

[Big Momma Maria @blessedbymaria]

I can’t have anything to myself at work. These kids are scavengers lol

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Diego Lopes convinces Alexander Volkanovski to sing at the press conference again 😭 #UFC325

[Mads @europemaxxed]

January recap:
I'm gonna lock in (Didn't lock in)
I'm gonna eat healthy (Ate slop)
I'm gonna save up (I'm broke)

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"daddy chill😩🥺✋" will forever have me in tears LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Still blows my mind Steve Buscemi delivered the deepest line of all time in a kids movie

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Ending another year with 0 kids