Haaland getting man-marked by some 34 year old bricklayer at Deepdale on a Tuesday night.
Cherki trying six roulettes on a cabbage patch at Stoke before getting launched into the advertising boards.
Anderson discovering that nobody at Millwall gives a fuck about his progressive carries.
Doku doing 14 stepovers at The Den just for a bloke called Gaz to two foot the ball into Row Z.
Foden trying to find space between the lines while Preston have nine men behind the fucking ball.
I lived for this.