My wife can be so petty ehn; I was among the groomsmen in this wedding and we were to dance in with the bridesmaids. My wife had to come forward to ask me if her phone is with me.
She was like “babe are you with my iPhone?”
Phone wey I never see since we reach reception 🙄🥶
Allow me to throw it back to a month ago, when I filmed my birthday shoot and still found a way to spread the word about THE FOUR.
Birthday’s over. Now, let’s keep talking about THE FOUR.
THE FOUR in cinemas December 11th.
Please keep showing us love, spreading the word and reposting.
No one fights alone.
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stylist : @zackstyling_luxury_
make up @bibyonce
Hair: @tinusplace
#TheFourNoOneFightsAlone
I just saw a video of a doctor telling a female patient that she tested positive for Hepatitis B, HIV, and syphilis. The doctor then asked how many sexual partners she had, and she said she only has one boyfriend, who is also her only sexual partner.
I feel so bad for her😔
If you’re a man who dated and slept with a woman in the past, didn’t marry her, then saw another man marry her and you rushed to the comments to say things like:
"I’ve slept with your wife before."
"I have your wife’s nudes."
"Na this woman you later marry? Ehya."
You’re a very foolish and pathetic man. You’re mentally unstable, deeply insecure, and desperately seeking attention.
A woman moved on, got married, and started a new chapter of her life, yet you’re still hiding in comment sections trying to feel important. You're a disgrace.
Above all, love God.
Another way to rage bait my Mom: That moment when she wakes you up for morning devotion, then you quickly rush to the toilet to pee/poo ( poo especially). Just know that you'll be the topic of the day, she's definitely going to be like..
"you've been sleeping for hours, but the moment I woke you up, all of a sudden, you are pressed. You cannot give God full 45 minutes of your time"...
You go too hear m😂😭
This girl on tik tok said you think a man that's 30+ with no kids is a gem til you realize how many women aborted his babies to stay away from him and the men are losing their minds 😂😂😂😂
My mum knows how much I hate our extended family meetings, so she begged me to come since I was around. Yesterday, we all gathered at my father's house because he is the eldest.
One of my cousins then complained about his wife refusing to contribute to the household.
He said, "She earns over 400k every month, yet she has never contributed a dime to the running of the house. Even when my business had setbacks and I was struggling financially, she just watched me suffer. When I asked her to help a little, she told me that providing is the responsibility of a man and that I should stop looking at her money.
"I later checked her phone and discovered she has been sending money to her siblings regularly. She practically put them on a monthly salary while her own household is falling apart. I am not asking her to carry the whole burden, but a little support would go a long way. I am honestly getting tired."
After everyone had shared their opinion, one of my uncles asked me for mine. I declined, but he insisted.
So I looked at my cousin, gave him a signal, and then turned to his wife.
"Madam, it is obvious you want to frustrate my brother before his time, and I will not sit back and watch it happen."
Then I turned to my cousin and said, "Dede, do you remember Adaugo from uni? She is still single, 27, and doing very well for herself. Should I arrange a meeting for both of you?"
He looked confused but played along.
I continued, "She is in town for her brother's wedding this weekend, so I can easily link both of you up."
At that point, everybody was confused.
My dad asked, "Amaka, what are you doing?"
I replied, "Dad, I am giving my opinion. It is obvious this woman is tired of the marriage already, so Dede should just divorce her and marry Adaugo if it works out. It is even a good thing they do not have children yet."
A man told me he hasn't touched his wife in six months because she 'let herself go' after their third child.
He said, 'Mimi, she doesn't look like the woman I married. She’s always tied in a wrapper, smelling like baby spit-up. It’s not attractive.'
I asked him, 'When was the last time you took her to a spa? When was the last time you stayed with the kids so she could go to the gym or even just sleep like before you married her?
He laughed. 'That’s her job to take care of the children. My job is to provide. Her job is to stay fine for me.'
I just looked at his growing 'beer belly' and asked, 'And who are you staying fine for with this pregnancy belly?'
The silence was loud. 🤐
Why do some men expect a 'Model' wife while they are looking like something else? Let’s be honest for once 😒
A man will never sacrifice his dream for the betterment of a woman, only women do that rubbish and call it love.
You say all women do is take and never give? Lol, I am yet to see any man who is financing a child bearing his wife's name, women aren't allowed to give kids they birth their names and yet you say women only receive?
How many men have given up the jobs just to relocate to the state of residence of their wives after marriage? Such madness are only found in the decisions of women.
You go to work and provide money, money for what exactly? You obviously are not spending that much on her and I will prove it. How many hair does the average man buy for his wife in a year? How many times does she buy new clothes? Most times she cooks what you want to eat and not what she wants to eat, you are actually feeding your kids. Won't you pay rent if you stay alone? What exactly does the average man do for his wife that makes provision so special?
The same provision that makes you say you cannot cook, clean, take care of kids, wash? This same provision and yet you say all a woman does is receive?
Like I said, you think giving only have to do with finance. If money is all you can give, how poor are you exactly?
@Zaggy_1 @guzu_p Some of una no just get sense.
Did she ask u or has she not been eating before she knows u,i just dey pity d kind of woman wey go date someone like you, with this your low mentality