bléss

[kemi @kemimarie]

girl no

[Stunnianna.💋 @mshoney_J]

Him when you said yeah:

[Vonna @DarlingVonna]

His BM flew to Chicago to bring him his son for spring break. He found out the bf came too and they were gonna do a baecation. He didn’t go and pick up his son because he “wasn’t babysitting while she runs around the city”

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

"Aunt it's my turn!!"

Me: Shut up and come push me

[4:44 @leliibaby]

a woman will ruin your day then go out for cocktails and sushi with the girls

[angola hiIIs @somebadbadnews]

“i thought i removed my name omg” girl please. you know DAMN well 😭😭

[princess ❦ @yungsenshi]

Recording a man minding his business attaching your own insecure storyline has to be a unique level of pathetic.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me watching someone get cooked for an opinion i lowkey agree with

[C. @chynalexis]

this girl i went to school with announced she’s engaged… & her fiance randomly followed me. i posted a bikini pic on my story minding my business and he liked it…. this the shit i be talking about

[OCTO8ER ⚖️ @badgal_zaee]

OFFERED to send me money while I was outside with my home girls, proceeds to disappear for like 5 hours said he was sleep and asked “do I still need it ?” When I said yeah he disappeared another 2 hours and said he fell back to sleep. BLOCKEDDD

[niya👱🏾 @rugratsupreme]

U tell a nigga you like studs and he gon say it’s nothing like the real thing ….. nigga have you tasted dick before?

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

don’t involve me in poorly put together plans.
that’s the quickest way to piss me off.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

"Please do you mind if we cancel, maybe some other time?"
Me who doesn't even want the other time:

[La Girl, uMabhayi @neliswa__ngada]

Everything wants to be charged. It’s enough!

[Bᥫ᭡ @iluvblesin]

“same acc yeah?”

[𝒵 @zeeysl]

money’s low

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Should we roll 1 blunt or 2?

Me:

[Becoming Dr Zi 🎀 @Zibie_]

For your own sanity, it’s so important to tell tailors the wrong date yho

[Li @whateverleesaid]

It’s a HARD fxck no for both!

[A. 🐐 @lexBey]

Men are too literal. Sometimes yall lack nuance. This statement just means she feels safe. Men are supposed to “lead” and it’s nice when you can take a backseat when you’re always playing big dog.