The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair

Tweeting the best of Mess every 30 minutes. @StaffToKupp

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

Retiring any and all lines mentioning you know who. Believe survivors.

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[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

GET UP OUT MY HOUSE, I KNOW YOU'RE BOTH LYING. YOU LOOK OLDER THAN YOUR AGE, AND YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE DYING. I'LL SHOOT YOU IN MY YARD, I LOVE TO HEAR CRYING. GET UP OUT MY HOUSE BITCH, I AIN'T BRYAN.

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

I DON'T REALLY WANNA BE THE BITCH THAT GIVES A SHIT, BOTTLES IT

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I FIXED MYSELF CAUSE I READ A BUNCH OF SHIT ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH. BUT THEN I TOOK ANOTHER DRINK AND I SAID I FELT LIKE I DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT NOTHING OR THE THINGS THAT I DO.

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

OH NO, SAC'S GETTING OVERRUN BY BUMS.

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

A PENIS WIDE THAT TOWERS HIGH IS CUMMING AT YOUR FEET. THE STORY’S OLD, THE BUTTHOLE FULL OF CANCER SPREADING MEAT

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

INSIDE I APPROGATE DIP, TASHOBULECTIONS, FLIP. IT'S SO GUHDAYO, MY NOHSE SUN DAHBAYSHUN SHRIMP. INSIDE I APPROGATE DIP, WECTION FRIP, IT'S SOBUHDAYO. THE GOSE TUN THE BAE DUN SWIP

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

MAKE LOVE, I PLAGIARIZED THE BOOKS I READ

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

WE NEED ANOTHER PLANET AND A NEW KINDA SPORT

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

THAT'S WHY THEY GAVE YOU A PLATE FULL OF ASS CRACK

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

I THINK OF SPLATTERING AND SHATTERING THESE SPRAYED OUT THINGS. IF I GET BORED ENOUGH, I'M ORDERING UP THE BIG ICE CREAM. I TRIED TO SHUT UP MY DUMB BUTT WITH GAINS AND GRAINS. THIS HURTFUL FOOD, INFLICT CHOW PAIN.

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

THE CRACK ON THE STAIRCASE I SMOKED OUT OF BOREDOM, MY KITCHEN IS FILLED WITH MEAT AND CHLOROFORM, SQUIRMING COLORS METASTASIZE, UPON VIEWING THE WORLD THE FETUS EATS ITS OWN EYES

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

YOU’RE SITTING ON A DILDO PILE THAT’S WHY YOUR ASS HURTS

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

ACCEPT FRESH, FRESH CAN OF BROCCOLI

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

DEATH MURDERS EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

FIRST THING I SAY IN THE MORNING IS FUCK THAT SHIT

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

I GOT GRIPS AND I GOT STOCKS. I GOT BARRELS WITH AN OX.

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

WHEN IT SUCKS DICK, IT'S SUPER SLOPPY!

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

SCREAM, EXPLAIN? YOU DO IT ’TIL YOU’RE TRAINED. MY VOICE IS LIKE MY HOROSCOPE - I’M SCORPIO, I’M STRANGE.

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

WELL, SHIT THAT BRICK. SHAKE YO' FIST, HATE YO' BITCH, CRAVE MO' TITS, DO THEY NOTICE IT? WELL, TELL YOURSELF YOU DESERVE THIS SHIT!

[The Jon Mess Lyric Bot with Human Hair @blessthismess69]

HOW DO I SAY HI TO ANOTHER GUY WHEN I WANNA DIE?