I was hanging out with some maidens and the king texted me saying that Humpty Dumpty had a great fall after sitting on the wall. Why the fuck was he on the wall in the first place. #fml#goat#blessup#whydowelethimonthewall
I told my grandma I was single because I need to focus on myself Little does she know the real reason is because I’m an ugly peice of shit. #goat#blessup#saltweets#sigmaquotes