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[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@Acholi_godddd Yo shaking tables with drinks now my guy

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

This was infidelity not DNA

[Bakhita Esther @bakhita_esther]

Another beautiful family ruined by a DNA test. This is the exact reason why some things are better left alone,the kids are the ones who pay the ultimate price. Men never learn yooooh 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@InternetH0F He should be called noodle Khali going forward calling him great is an insult

[María José @derivat003]

DATO RANDOM

Lo de Cristiano en la Juventus con los tiros libres fue de película 😂. De 74 que cobró, solo metió 1. Imagínate fallar 73 veces y seguir acomodando el balón como si fueras Roberto Carlos. 🤣 Eso sí, la pose, los pasitos hacia atrás y la mirada de francotirador nunca faltaron. Lo único que faltaba era que el balón entrara.

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

Its high time Ugandans rose to this

[Akiso Benjamin Oppressed🇺🇬 @AkisoBenjamin]

🚨🚨DEAN OF THIEVES 🚨🚨

We the traders, boda riders, youth and ordinary Ugandans have suffered enough. We are not refusing to pay tax. We are refusing to be over taxed and scammed by a system designed to make us poor.

This is how URA over taxes us;

1. Six Taxes on One Item. This is a Scam.
You import one phone or one bale of clothes. URA charges you;
- Import Duty 25%
- Excise Duty
- VAT 18%
- Withholding Tax 6%
- Infrastructure Levy 1.5%
- Environmental Levy 30%

One item, six taxes stacked on top of each other. By the time you reach Kikuubo, the price has tripled. Who can afford that? This is not taxation, this is extortion.

2. PAYE 40% - Highest in East Africa.
In Rwanda PAYE is 30%, Tanzania 30%, Kenya 30%. In Uganda it's 40%. A worker who earns 1M takes home only 600k. Government takes 400k before you even buy food which also has 18% VAT. Where is our take home? 🏠

3. Fuel Excise Raised Every Year.
Fuel excise from 1,350/= to 1,550/= to now 1,750/=per litre. Every time fuel goes up, everything goes up taxi fare, food, cement, soap. Yet URA says they are widening tax base.

4. Double Taxation on Small Businesses.
A small shop owner in Kampala pays: Trading license to KCCA, Income tax to URA, VAT 18% plus daily EFRIS fines of 2M, 6M for small mistakes. Many shops closed in 2024-2025 because of EFRIS enforcement without education.

5. EFRIS and Instant Fines are Digital Scam.
URA introduced EFRIS but did not train traders. Now a mistake of not issuing a receipt is 2M fine, then 6M. How can a woman selling tomatoes afford 6M? This is not tax collection rather this is punishment of the poor.

6. 11% Tax to GDP yet Harassing the Same 1 Million People.
URA collects only 11% of GDP, the lowest in EAC because they fear to tax the rich and the corrupt who steal billions. So they squeeze the same 1 million compliant Ugandans, boda riders, market women and small shops over and over.

What we ask not request because we are tax payers;

1. Reduce PAYE from 40% to 30% like our neighbors.
2. Reduce VAT from 18% to 10% like Kenya.
3. Stop stacking 6 taxes on one imported item and harmonize to one single tax.
4. Stop EFRIS fines until every trader is trained free of charge.
5. Publish online how every shilling is used.

URA @URAuganda , you are not collecting tax. You are killing businesses. You are making Uganda the most expensive country to live in East Africa.

If you tax us to death, who will pay tax tomorrow?

We Pay Tax, We Deserve Respect, Not Scam.

#TaxJusticeUg #EndOverTaxation

[Akiso Benjamin Oppressed🇺🇬 @AkisoBenjamin]

🚨🚨DEAN OF THIEVES 🚨🚨

We the traders, boda riders, youth and ordinary Ugandans have suffered enough. We are not refusing to pay tax. We are refusing to be over taxed and scammed by a system designed to make us poor.

This is how URA over taxes us;

1. Six Taxes on One Item. This is a Scam.
You import one phone or one bale of clothes. URA charges you;
- Import Duty 25%
- Excise Duty
- VAT 18%
- Withholding Tax 6%
- Infrastructure Levy 1.5%
- Environmental Levy 30%

One item, six taxes stacked on top of each other. By the time you reach Kikuubo, the price has tripled. Who can afford that? This is not taxation, this is extortion.

2. PAYE 40% - Highest in East Africa.
In Rwanda PAYE is 30%, Tanzania 30%, Kenya 30%. In Uganda it's 40%. A worker who earns 1M takes home only 600k. Government takes 400k before you even buy food which also has 18% VAT. Where is our take home? 🏠

3. Fuel Excise Raised Every Year.
Fuel excise from 1,350/= to 1,550/= to now 1,750/=per litre. Every time fuel goes up, everything goes up taxi fare, food, cement, soap. Yet URA says they are widening tax base.

4. Double Taxation on Small Businesses.
A small shop owner in Kampala pays: Trading license to KCCA, Income tax to URA, VAT 18% plus daily EFRIS fines of 2M, 6M for small mistakes. Many shops closed in 2024-2025 because of EFRIS enforcement without education.

5. EFRIS and Instant Fines are Digital Scam.
URA introduced EFRIS but did not train traders. Now a mistake of not issuing a receipt is 2M fine, then 6M. How can a woman selling tomatoes afford 6M? This is not tax collection rather this is punishment of the poor.

6. 11% Tax to GDP yet Harassing the Same 1 Million People.
URA collects only 11% of GDP, the lowest in EAC because they fear to tax the rich and the corrupt who steal billions. So they squeeze the same 1 million compliant Ugandans, boda riders, market women and small shops over and over.

What we ask not request because we are tax payers;

1. Reduce PAYE from 40% to 30% like our neighbors.
2. Reduce VAT from 18% to 10% like Kenya.
3. Stop stacking 6 taxes on one imported item and harmonize to one single tax.
4. Stop EFRIS fines until every trader is trained free of charge.
5. Publish online how every shilling is used.

URA @URAuganda , you are not collecting tax. You are killing businesses. You are making Uganda the most expensive country to live in East Africa.

If you tax us to death, who will pay tax tomorrow?

We Pay Tax, We Deserve Respect, Not Scam.

#TaxJusticeUg #EndOverTaxation

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Wenger knew

[Yaks™ @trays024]

Euro was played in that year and he scored just 1 goal in the tournament.

[Richard @ricwe123]

Did you know in 2014, Ukraine needed a loan?

There were two offers on the table:

🔴 The IMF dangled $15 billion,but with strings attached:

-Scrap the ban on private land ownership.

-Slash pensions and fuel subsidies,classic austerity.

🔴 Russia also offered $15 billion.
No strings, no neoliberal gutting of the economy.

President Yanukovych picked the Russian deal.

So what happened?

Washington backed a coup, ousted him, and installed a new puppet regime.

Then the new government bent the knee to the IMF.
Signed off on austerity program and opened the door to privatization.

Now, massive chunks of Ukrainian land,about a third, are in the hands of foreign giants like BlackRock.

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@QuinKabateesi Have you seen stickers with newly weds names and pics on a car?

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@FrankGashumba

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Did you know?

Muslim pilgrims in Mecca claim the Kaaba smells like roses and believe it’s a miracle from Allah, revealing the scent of Paradise.

In reality, workers spray it with strong perfume up to ten times a day to mask the smell of the crowds.

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@Acholi_godddd 🤣🤣

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@MatchroomPool @Roobet Day finished 9-4 but this crowd should be a question to Maychroom on how, where, and why there are no people on the room in arguably the pool capital of tbe world.....sometimes its not all about making money guys

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@BalaamW22 WTF this isn't racism I would act the same if I saw a half naked woman with my kids around

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

Those guys have built theaters

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@elonmusk Mr. Elon i think that you are just showing off now

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@PicturesFoIder Says the country whose royalty keeps it in the family

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

@grok @Almaq1234561 @robrjk @SheilahGashumba Grok cooked

[Muhwezi Blessings @blessy256]

Well said

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

🚨If there is one thing I’ve learned about Ugandan pastors, it’s that many of them aren't just preachers they are elite brand managers.
They don’t just pray; they target. They’ve sliced the Ugandan population into niches, ensuring every sheep has a kibanja that feels comfortable.

Look at the menu they’ve served us: 👇🏾 👇🏾 👇🏾

Bujjingo (The Grassroots): He targets the common man with raw, loud, and unfiltered talk.

Phaneroo (The Corporate): They packaged the Gospel for the young, trendy, and office workers who want vibes with their prayer.

Elvis Mbonye (The Luxury): He targets the Aspirants. He sells an elite God to people who want to feel exclusive and high class.

Robert Kayanja (The Miracle Veteran): He’s the master of the Big Event. He targets the masses looking for huge supernatural breakthroughs.

Wilson Bugembe (The Emotional): He uses music and humility to capture the hearts of the broken hearted and the sentimental.

Isaac Rwomushana (The Realist): The latest trend. He saw that people were getting tired of the shouting and acting. So, he moved into the "Realism" niche catering to the people who want common sense and logic instead of miracles.

Tag your favorite Brand Manager (Pastor) below and tell us why their marketing works on you! 😂

[100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina! @GalaxyFMUg]

Pastor’s Son Joshua Baraka has this to say about the ongoing 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬