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[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

i just love this selfie of myself

like damn look at that smile

sorry! but im not gonna apologize

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

A golden retriever suffering from seizures seemingly lost her spunk — until one day her owners brought home a miracle cure — a duck named Louie. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

@doggiesbarkbark

[Very Damir @ShepardHeff]

Ralph Lauren can dress you for the beach, block, boat or boardroom. Can’t trust people who slander it 😂

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

yall ever be puttin in ur airpods and forget to turn on music and jus be goin abt ur day and then realize and be like wtf but then realize on top of the realization that its lowkenly nice so u jus have them in for the luv of the game for a lil bit longer

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

i always be liking this life hack videos and never use em. been that way like 15 years strong

[gel @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[𝘔𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 🥷🏿 @Pighty]

Had a dream where rosa parks sat on my face and refused to get up 💀

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[bophie @sophiabophia47]

It’s 100 degrees, everything is AI, my fruit gives me diarrhea, the air is unbreathable, and weed is still illegal

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

uber eats will tell u w a straight face to add $74505162.54 to your order to save $5

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

2026 is such a good year so far. vibes are so great

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

prostate

[word otaku @word0taku]

level 3: what’s the word?

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The man who raised a bird since it hatched from the egg decided to test its loyalty by releasing it while speeding away on a boat.

[Kari @KariDaniels]

Bruh. Waffle House employee lowkey made a HIT. Record this professionally & make this a commercial asap @WaffleHouse

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

i feel like i know shit
before i know shit for real

now i feel like i know shit
cuz i know shit now for real

lmk #mmmmmmm

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

22 years old. fully paid off gta 6 pre-order. it’s not “daddy’s money.” its not luck. it’s persistence. its grit. it’s discipline. i wake up every morning and grind to live this lifestyle.

[sam🍀 @bleumasb]

what yall know abt yung pinch

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

This not Ai #THEREALME

[AI Slop @AIslop_]

Charlino Kirkchez

[Icontrolthetrafic @Icontrolth13030]

Future better than Tupac and biggie