№

[tempo.co @tempodotco]

Prabowo Minta 'Tak Usah Pertanyakan' TNI-Polri Turun ke Sawah:

"Sudah enggak usah terlalu, 'Apa lah ini? Prosedur ini apa, kenapa tentara ikut di sawah? Kenapa polisi ikut tanam jagung?'."

[neohistoria Indonesia @neohistoria_id]

Selamat kepada orang-orang yang kemarin menyebarkan foto hoaks tentang "penyakit yang disebabkan LGBT" dan ikut-ikutan mengamplifikasi berita-berita yang bernada kebencian terhadap kaum marjinal.

Selamat, kalian sudah berhasil melanggengkan kekerasan terhadap sesama manusia.

[Kementerian Kegelapan @kemgelapan]

Masterpiece yang masih relevan hingga kini 🔥

[Pedagang Mur & Baut @tagarabak]

Kalau memang mau maling, ngerampok, dia bisa pukul kaca tsb, trus masuk.

Ini jelas cm buat meneror dan cipta kondisi kok. Biar warga sibuk dgn hal remeh temeh begini. Orang yg hidup di masa harto pahamlah yg beginian.

[№ @bleuxart]

@joeroganhq What's his job again?

[№ @bleuxart]

@isaacturnersong You're effectively asking the universe to commit suicide just to see what happens huh. Very "mad scientist" of you

[№ @bleuxart]

@dinoincrisis How come you're in crisis? You're literally extinct if you were even real to begin with

[№ @bleuxart]

Why is every animal in crisis now... This is the third handle that's in crisis I've seen in 5 minutes

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

wait, I'm coming to help you

[№ @bleuxart]

Plato pernah bilang "Salah satu hukuman buat yang nggak mau peduli politik adalah kamu akhirnya dipimpin sama orang yang lebih bodoh dari kamu"

Tapi nggak tau deh kalo kamu bodohnya udah mentok jadinya malah nggak peduli gitu #sdmrendahsalahsiapa

[Kr @karirfess]

“ngapain sih ngomong politik mulu? ga ada pengaruhnya kaliiiiii..”

kalian akan jawab apa?

[№ @bleuxart]

@ReddCinema Cheaper fish means lower quality...is it not?

[№ @bleuxart]

@ReddCinema Is it because they know it's a different kind from what they're used to or they know the quality is lower?

[№ @bleuxart]

@SpaceX Does anyone know the name of the song?

[Menteri Pekerja RI @MenteriPekerja]

ini kronologinya gini kah?
1. salah taxi (bikin kereta berenti)
2. salah KAI (error terkait traffic signs)

KARENA HAL SEPELE TAPI NYAWA ORANG TARUHANNYA!!!!

kalo udh urusan nyawa orang banyaK zero tolerance sih!!

[Phrog ☆ Jesus Fangirl @PhrogPollen]

What's really sad is because they're so hard to track population wise, scientists didn't even know they were going extinct until recently and now they're almost all gone.

[Ekspedisi Indonesia Baru @idbaruid]

Mau mendamaikan negara orang, negara sendiri enggak diurusin.