Blexplained

Doing my best to Blexplain what's going on in Blaseball for both newcomers and long time fans. Hellmouth Sunbeams fan. She/her.

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Back by nobody's demand but my own

Statistical Histories - The Expansion Era

Let's check in with all our teams as to how they fared during the chaos. Who got incinerated? Who got nullified? Who is legendary? Tune in to find out!

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Hellmouth Sunbeams

Did this team stare into the sun of victory or crash and burn?

https://t.co/iOXl4OJo5C

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Hellmouth Sunbeams

Did this team stare into the sun of victory or crash and burn?

https://t.co/iOXl4OJo5C

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Back by nobody's demand but my own

Statistical Histories - The Expansion Era

Let's check in with all our teams as to how they fared during the chaos. Who got incinerated? Who got nullified? Who is legendary? Tune in to find out!

[Blexplained @blexplained]

LA Unlimited Tacos

Let's go Taco! Time to see what fillings the team chose for this era.

https://t.co/SsYKFvnHGR

[Blexplained @blexplained]

It's a random Wednesday and it's been months but I finally completed the last statistical history and I'm going to post it tomorrow so the complete project is online.
Proud of myself for finishing it even if nobody watches. Sad it's my last blaseball video.

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Today I am really missing Blaseball

[Blexplained @blexplained]

LA Unlimited Tacos

Let's go Taco! Time to see what fillings the team chose for this era.

https://t.co/SsYKFvnHGR

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Was super sad while recording this statistory. But 2 left and then I've completed the project 🎉

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Boston Flowers

Where does their success stem from? Find out here:

https://t.co/fZ7U9vhtfo

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Wore my BNN shirt to work yesterday, then my friend went "oh is that from your weird zorfball thing" and I had to explain blaseball to someone only to wind up with "but it's over now" 👌

[BLASEBALL NEWS NETWORK @BlaseballNews]

#BNNFINALE

Blaseball has come to a close, and with it, we see an end to BNN. Thank you everyone who contributed your thoughts and words to us for one last go around.

No powers ranked, no estimations, just our community's Closing Thoughts.

https://t.co/FdRDYbFlf3

[Blexplained @blexplained]

@ILBLibraryCards Happy birthday pal!

[Blexplained @blexplained]

@HellsBellsAmi It would have! And I understand that at that point everyone believed Blaseball would be returning so it wasn't designed to be a permanent ending, but even as it was I feel better about it than how we are now yaknow

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Having slept on it, I think one of the things making me saddest is that rather than losing Blaseball after the discipline era where it felt like an ending and everyone liked the game, we lost it after 2 frustrating seasons of a new era.

[Blexplained @blexplained]

I know it's rough for the Game Band but if they could I'd love like a Secrets We Never Told You release that wraps up mysteries from the eras and what the plan was going to be for Coronation. Just like get some narrative closure on it all.

[Blexplained @blexplained]

It's not a satisfying ending narratively, but also my most recent memories of the game are being annoyed that it wasn't working very well.

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Does this mean though that they'll tell us who the reader was?

[The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ @BlaseballCrabs]

We have good news and bad news. The good news is that The Baltimore Crabs' Championship win record is now unbeatable! The bad news is why

[Blexplained @blexplained]

@clip_ny Couldn't have done it without repeatedly referencing your tweets to make sure I didn't miss anything!

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Well I'll have to find a new personality now...

[The Game Band @thegameband]

We are devastated to announce we are ending Blaseball and saying goodbye to some incredible team members.

Our full post here:

https://t.co/8ZagEGwiW4

[Blexplained @blexplained]

Having a wackadoodle time trying to get my head around the fact Blaseball is just over, like that.