Brianne

sometimes I peruse this place

[Brianne @blg922]

A MEDAL for having more children?!?

JFC

Maybe fix *gestures wildly* all this.

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[skeleton @ThinkingBone]

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture

no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

(girl who has been majorly depressed for the last 20 years) sorry i am just a little tired

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

get the guns out first

[Brianne @blg922]

@kimashton They’ve made me sleepy (which is usually what I needed to get past the pain to actually sleep). But you won’t like magically fall asleep standing up within seconds of taking it or anything. It’s the same as like Benadryl for me

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners: Why would I fly? its only a 14hr drive.

Sounding a lot better to everyone these days

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

People demanding Kamala “do something” should explain what they want her to do. Warn us? Tell us what he’ll do? Explain how bad it’ll get? Lay out the stakes? Because she did that already and most voters rejected the message.

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

The first 50° weekend in March is gonna hit like crack

[Brianne @blg922]

I’ve had lower back/hip/pelvic pain since my first pregnancy. Some days worse than others

Today is one of those awful days. Not sure if it’s the cold but I feel like I can barely walk or sit 😭 and certain movements press on my sciatic and I nearly drop every time, so that’s fun

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

we should become worse

[Arielle Kane @ariellesophia]

Hey! @elonmusk your doge minions just fired me and my colleagues at CMMI. We were working on improving maternal health outcomes AT LOWER COSTS so that less pregnant women would die in this county. I thought that would fit nicely into your agenda?

[van ⚢ @lesbivanism]

Absolutely batshit that there’s so much happening rn that nobody gives half a fuck that they figured out who Jack the Ripper was

[Brianne @blg922]

@GHGeneralTruth The enjoyment he got with fucking with her 😂

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The grief of watching your parents age is something no one prepares you for.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

I never say yes to plans happening after 7pm cause that’s when I have to start my cycle of worrying about things that are out of my control for the next day