Joke Explanation

Explain foreign jokes. Where is the punchline.笑点解释

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

#Jokes #Punchline
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

Joke Explanation:
"bill" can refer to both a bird's beak(鸟嘴) and a bill for payment(账单).

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

#Jokes #Punchline
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Joke Explanation: "toad"（蟾蜍）与"towed"（拖走）sound similar in pronunciation.

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

@JokesMemesFacts It's the 'I'd-rather-keep-you-guessing' smile." 😄

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

@JokesMemesFacts 👏

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

Joke Explanation: In Chinese, when we use "酸 (suān)酸的" to describe a physical state, it means "sore and weak." However, when describing preserved plums (话梅), it means the flavor is very sour.

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

#Jokes #Chinese Little Huamei said to her mother, "Mom, I don't feel well today and don't want to go to school." Her mother asked, "Where doesn't it feel good?" Little Huamei replied, "I don't know why, but I always feel sore all over."

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

original text:小话梅对妈妈说,妈妈我今天不舒服不想去上学...妈妈说那里不舒服啊?小话梅说,不知道为什么我总觉得自己浑身上下酸酸的.

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

Joke explanation: In Chinese, "理 (li)" can mean "pay attention to, react to someone's words and actions," which is what Miss Hair expected from Mr. Scissors. However, when "理" is used with "头发" (hair), it means to cut hair, which is Mr. Scissors' actual response to Miss Hair.

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

Joke: Miss Hair fell in love with Mr. Scissors and cried, "I really like you, why don't you pay attention to me?" Do you know what happened later? Well, Mr. Scissors finally started 'paying attention' to her.

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

original text:头发小姐爱上了剪刀先生，哭着说:“我是真的喜欢你，为什麽你不理我呢？”知道后来怎么了吗？后来······剪刀先生就理了她。

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

Given names can consist of one or more characters.

The humor in this joke arises from the misunderstanding of the teacher’s name, “Jin Lian,” as being associated with the notorious character Pan Jinlian. This mix-up between names creates a humorous twist.

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

One day, Mr. Xiaoming’s teacher went to visit Xiaoming’s family. Xiaoming’s dad quickly opened the door. Xiaoming’s teacher introduced herself, saying, “My surname is Jin, and I’m called Jin Lian.” Xiaoming’s dad promptly responded, “Please come in, Ms. Pan!”

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

In China, names typically consist of two parts: the surname (Xing) and the given name (Ming). The surname (Xing) is placed at the beginning of the name and represents the family and lineage. The given name (Ming) is an individual’s unique identifier and comes after the surname.

[Gorden Sun @Gorden_Sun]

付费方案：HeyGen的视频翻译功能，全套解决
地址：https://t.co/GuuqKGnLCd

开源方案：
语音转文字：whisper
文字翻译：GPT
声音克隆+生成音频：so-vits-svc（Github：https://t.co/ZnfNLqKFKt）
生成符合音频的嘴型视频：GeneFace++（++版本还没发代码，GeneFace的Github：https://t.co/U9K1donAq2）

[Viking @vikingmute]

继续推荐独立开发者的书籍，最近看了一本《Zero to Sold：How to Start, Run, and Sell a Bootstrapped Business》从零到出售

https://t.co/HhQ1GjsAh4

是亚马逊上卖的非常好的一人公司书籍，他的侧重点在最后出售，作者做了一个 FeedbackPanda 的产品，两年做到 55000刀 月收入，最后卖了实现了财富自由。

怎样从零开始（Bootstrapped）一个自己的产品，做什么准备工作，验证，运营，成长，到最后出售，都是他自己做这个产品的真实经验，读起来很接地气。

作者的一句话说的很对 “It's easy to build software products. The hard part is turning them into viable businesses that stand the test of time.”

做一个软件很简单，难的是将它转化成经得起时间考验的商业模式。

这也是做简单简历 https://t.co/xMu5JFIGnr 带给我最大的收获，能写一个产品，验证商业模式，并能够长时间的通过一点点的积累，让它可以慢慢发展，每个微小的进步都会让你特别开心。

最后我发现给书弄一个单独的整合站点其实很棒的，有多平台的链接，有各种 review，有好看的样式，可以实现更好的转化，国外做各种电子书都喜欢这种模式。

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

@oran_ge 互联网还是互封网

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

#buildinpublic #buildinginpublic #数学 #小工具 #math
有了这个，不需要再为中小学孩子的运算能力头痛：https://t.co/KveOiIo9L3目前支持10以内加减，100内加减，乘除、分数，小数，负数单项或多项混合运算。简便运算、合并同类项等正在开发中！

[Joke Explanation @bliang0623]

@oran_ge 太巧了，前几天刚开始关注你的公众号。这两天刚好在郁闷为什么新申请的域名没有被收录。