Tori

Family. Travel. Video. Wakka wakka.

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You haven’t tested the capacity of your problem solving skills until a 5 year old asks you to explain a double entendre

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@MichaelCohen212 Gross

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@Rapturefever121 @bennyjohnson Unfortunately the real world is scatted with the bodies of innocent Americans on our own soil because “shooters” have such easy access to “guns” https://t.co/NgYONvVC1c

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@corcop158 @bennyjohnson I’m clearly not very trusting, that’s why I think people should have to prove they are capable of the responsibility of owning AND safely storing and operating a firearm.

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@dwolf747 @bennyjohnson Yes, crazy people… who have access to assault rifles

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@UberFacts Remember when this account posted fun facts and not prompts that made you think about bummer shit?

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@ShannonFreshour @KarenAttiah @rgay Ohio: low key midwest Florida

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@UberFacts Twitter

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@MariahCarey @alandavis20 @alandavis20 it’s you!

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@alandavis20 🤷‍♀️

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@alandavis20 Oh so this is what you use twitter for - you can 13578% kiss my ass. But also thanks for giving the dogs water, speaking of which…

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Why don’t we call the vet the dog-ter. Seems like a missed opportunity IMO

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Also, @TiaCarrere?? gtfoh

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It’s that time of year where I rewatch True Lies and affirm that @jamieleecurtis is my gold standard - funny, sexy, cool and versatile

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@alandavis20 Not no one, never

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@mattgaetz Over here judging people like you don’t have a 5 head

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https://t.co/CNEMuapAGk

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@TG22110 TEXAS is doomed

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@MikeKATU @KATUNews What are the chances that the person who stands for medical freedom is simultaneously NOT pro choice