blim⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖

serve

[Mafia Trans @MafiaTransTwi]

Si je retrouve le moustique qui m’a piqué sous les couilles…..

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

turning the shower handle 0.0001 degrees to the left:

[blim⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ @blimdale]

thinking of steaming for fun again omg me and my phantom chatters

[Jalak @JALAKJIRA]

When I accidentally get bro pregnant but he's cool about it

[ON HIATUS @GothTransFem]

this genuinely might be the funniest tweet of all time

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[nisea 𓆈 @ch8rileon]

“I love playing horror games!!” when it’s time to play horror games

[‎ً @likearj]

told the cashier to keep the change and she said I was 2 dollars short

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

A man refusing condoms is "a preference" but a women refusing pregnancy is "murder".
That isn't morality, it's misogyny https://t.co/z6kdbX6BUk

[ahad @ahad]

“Why dont u play valorant anymore :(“

this is why 😭😭😭

[Valia🍉 @livetime_fe]

And that sex with multiple men makes your hole bigger, but sex multiple times with the same man doesn't.

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[Queen Chimerazilla ☭🐾 @Qveen_Potato]

This soon to be former member of Congress does not understand that the studies refer to TRANSGENIC mice.

Not turning mice transgender.

[VALORANT @VALORANT]

spike planted

[SZAs @yallcmtfu]

Putting words together to find a specific reaction video