Jordan's Eyebrows

We are Jordan Taylor's eyebrows. We like dancing.

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

I know we're better eyebrows because of the beautiful eyebrows of @Messy_Saylor. I mean, haven't you all noticed we are better now?

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

@Messy_Jordan It was crazy. We're mortified. The DAB!!!!

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

We thought the rest of our body had matured, I mean, we married some great eyebrows. But the dab. Seriously @Messy_Jordan , the dab? *sigh*

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

We're enjoying married life with our twin wife brows. Looking great in the new video clip, huh?

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

*sigh*, why do Jordan's hands INSIST on trying so hard to get attention? It's sad. They're flopping all over. We're much more subtle.

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

300 episodes of Messy Mondays, we're still in great shape. It's all the exercise we get. Don't you like Jordan's hair? Frames us well.

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

Turns out, the right lady likes expressive eyebrows. All who wanted us to stop moving so much KNOW NOTHING! Are we right @Messy_Jordan?

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

So, you all know we're engaged. Engaged to the sweetest eyebrows around. :)

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

@Messy_Jordan how creepy do you actually think this account is

[Big Head Kid 2020 @BigHeadKid1]

Living so close to @Messy_Jordan @BlimeyBrows makes me really self-conscious about how inferior my own eyebrows r

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

Number one reason why we're the favorite facial hair. https://t.co/V9cUL78UcT

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

@BigHeadKid1 new profile pic?

[Jack @PocketwatchJack]

Literally just found a twitter account dedicated to @Messy_Jordan's eyebrows (@BlimeyBrows).....Humans are fabulous people..

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

@99Amcoan @BigHeadKid1 *furrows*

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

@99Amcoan @BigHeadKid1 rude

[Enderwhovian @Enderwhovian]

@Messy_Jordan @BlimeyBrows When someone tells you they think @BlimeyCow is overrated.

[Big Head Kid 2020 @BigHeadKid1]

@BlimeyBrows IM NOT ALLOWED

[Abbie Goulet @AbbieGoulet]

.@Messy_Jordan @BlimeyBrows That eyebrow dance to Beethoven was intense... 😂

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

@BigHeadKid1 hey do you want to go see a movie?

[Jordan's Eyebrows @BlimeyBrows]

We'll be looking out of this world in the next video.