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[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA The musty, dusty isolated Ramada inn on the old ghost town road somewhere deep in the plains will be screaming out to the almighty father tonight begging for mercy as Reed Timmer pHd gives it the reckoning only he can manifest! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA We cannot even begin to imagine your explosive POOP that occurred in a quiet musty motel 6 on a quiet midwestern highway road after this! Incredible! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA Imagine reed timmer pDh, in a lonesome, dusty budget inn on an old forgotten midwestern highway…exploding, grunting, sweating, cursing to god as he erupts from his anal cavity as much beet juice a man can handle @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA Everyone stop and envision it -Reed Timmer pHd…on a forgotten midwestern road..staying at a dilapidated, lonesome, dirty, musty Budget Inn..in it’s dimly lit bathroom….roughly 8:08pm tonight…exploding his brains out of his Anus hole…grunting…pulsating…@ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA This looks like a savage who’s going to take a giant SHIT in a shithole Raddison Inn somewhere in Missouri tonight! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA This is a man who is going to take that raunchy quiet town Mexican slop, eat it and shit til the cows come home in the rundown Radisson inn! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA This man is going to destroy a sleepy ol’ extended stay toilet with the most rancid excrement you can imagine somewhere in the Great Plains tonight!!!! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@Philly_Mays Just imagine Fat Max’s gooch stench by 4am tonight. Sweating all day, getting rained on, fat juices collecting in his undercarriage followed by raunchy bacteria growth. Christ almighty he’ll stink to high heaven the fat pig! @Philly_Mays

[Duck @blimp783]

@EdKrassen @redpillbeba Yes

[Duck @blimp783]

@EdKrassen Yes

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE SLEEPY ECONO LODGE TOILET IS GETTING RAVAGED BY REED TIMMER pHd TONIGHT! THIS ISNT FAIR!!!!! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA THIS GUY REED TIMMER pHd is going to blow up a sleepy road raddison inn with the gnarliest sloppy soup shit the likes of which you’ve never seen before…TONIGHT! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@vzmercogliano Vince, your time under the bright lights has come to a self inflicted end! @vzmercogliano

[Duck @blimp783]

@vzmercogliano Can you imagine being Vince and knowing what Vince does for a living, and then as a man, taking a thing called “paternity leave” in the middle of a hockey season in which it is his job to report on! @vzmercogliano

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA Reed Timmer pHd is coming for a quiet Rodeway inn’s toilet with the QUESEDILLA hammer poop in a rural suburb on the cusp of a city near you! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@RobertAitkenJr @vzmercogliano Can anybody actually believe Vinny is on parental leave? Remembering he is a biological male and *during the hockey season which is his literal job to report on* has decided to play mommy! What has this world come to!

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA THE SLEEPY / RUNDOWN RODEWAY INN TOILET WILL PAY TONIGHT!

[Duck @blimp783]

@Appalachian1010 That is 100% correct and we cannot wait for our moment!

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA The toilet at a dingy, outdated tucked perfectly off of a quiet midwestern roadway raddison inn will be screaming for mercy! @ReedTimmerUSA

[Duck @blimp783]

@ReedTimmerUSA This tweet perfectly signifies the continuing fact that Reed Timmer is the spitting image of horror that rushes over u when you understand he was the last human being to poop in the same toilet & sleep in the same bed with he night before u arrived at your motel 6 for the night!