You ever feel grateful for what you don’t have?
For example, today I was squeezing a lime and (because I wasn’t blessed with perfect vision) was wearing a shield in the form of my glasses when the juice squirted all over my face somehow
@tribblemethis Yeah it’s got a nice tartness so I’m not gona be sipping on it addictive, but it’s supposed to help me sleep. Basically if I just have a dl it’s like 1€ a portion
Boyfriend: *borrowing my comfy office chair for gaming with the lads*
Me: *coming in to do work on my desk and using his old wonky office chair bc come on, would be rude to kick him off a chair he’s already using*
Bf: *without a word starts googling office chairs (out of guilt?)*
Back in ye olde Hunter-gatherer days, some of us would have had to stay up and keep watch for predators overnight. That would have been me. you can thank us night people for the fact that we all didn’t get eaten by wolves in our sleep.
The world rewards my responsibility of going to bed early by blessing me with a cat that rips down not only the curtains but the metallic lining attaching them to the ceiling as well.
Mirin my sweet, you’re not an asshole, but you are, very dumb.
Me shouting “Chanterelle!!” when I asked my boyfriend to Google what it was bc I thought I just made up a word for the mushroom type but it ended up being the actual word and then trying to bite his phone is appropriate grounds for him asking me if I took my medication today