Michael Flores

[Jacob @Jake_Cubb]

Don't know how to control my anger at times,

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

After this update, I feel like I'm texting people from a teenage girls phone.

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

This new iOS7 is so different

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

People complaining about gas prices being high when they're just putting regular. Come complain to me when you're putting supreme

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

Shout out to the hooters girl for having some nice hooters

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

"Shooting stars are really just Macho Man doing elbow drops from heaven"

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Ur suppose to want to bite the heads of ur opponents. Hip Hop aint about hugs and high fives.

[Lil Debbie @L1LDebbie]

my instinct tells me something isn't right ... so imma stick with my instinct

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

Thanks for fucking up my polo

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

If you want stuff done right you have to do that shit yourself

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

"Easy to dream a dream, but much harder to live it"

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

Long as your mama love you, don’t ever love a woman

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

I've been seeing a lot of people hop on gpens lately. I remember when those were cool, like last year!!

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

@48DaNGiMriCh their making a movie!

[Chief Keef @ChieeffKeefSosa]

This emoji 🙏 isn't praying hands it's a high five 😭😭 . I never knew that 😂 niggas been dying and all we've been doing is high fiving 😩

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

Telling a little kid that she lost your first edition "The Catcher in the Rye" book that cost $1200 was #priceless

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

@48DaNGiMriCh Dawwwg!! You just made me hungry with all those food emojis, bitch! 😳🙈

[Michael Flores @blindedbydalamb]

@48DaNGiMriCh I do BITCH👋👋