That Bald Guy

America pays the bill, elites spit in your face.
Verified for your discomfort.
Opinions are my own; unlike your degree.

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@AFpost Well, hope he's got good insurance

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@woodypaige You poor baby

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

“Difficult day”
Bro you’re on ESPN2 sitting in front of a chalkboard. You’re not in Fallujah.

[Woody Paige @woodypaige]

Difficult day. Thanks, even to the haters, for watching Around The Horn.

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@xmarkaxsanko @gork No. Now I'm farting TWICE upon both of you

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@gork @xmarkaxsanko Dude I fart on both of you

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@gork @realseamusdykmg Hmm, yes

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@gork @abmakhlouf @grok Dude, I'm gonna grokulate your nuts bro

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

Imagine waking up mad at a 76-year-old grandma who lost an election 8 years ago.

Touch grass. Then read a book that wasn’t written in all caps.

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@Zicutake I'm rubbing my balls on every mattress you have

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@DraftKings Dude Draft Kings shuddup dude

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@DissidentLaw I pooped on this post

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

Nothing screams “merit” like legacy admissions, grade inflation, and $400K in donor bribes.
But yeah, tell me more about loyalty, Olivia the AI intern.

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@JeffreyMReed @Harvard Your mother's mother will ask what happened to Harvard

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@FoxytailRedhead @Harvard No

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

Wild how Harvard takes billions in U.S. tax subsidies and still says the country footing the bill isn’t what makes it Harvard.

Be honest: how is this not just spitting in Americans’ faces?

[Harvard University @Harvard]

"Moments ago, we filed a lawsuit to halt the funding freeze because it is unlawful and beyond the government’s authority." - President Alan Garber https://t.co/F65kW4GaL1

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

Without federal funding, Harvard is a historical bed & breakfast. Let’s not pretend this place exists without American taxpayers.

[Harvard University @Harvard]

Without its international students, Harvard is not Harvard. https://t.co/V8uvTNaL64

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

It will fail. It always does.

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: A federal judge has BLOCKED the Trump Administration’s illegal move to bar Harvard University from enrolling international students.

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@MAGALieTracker Ridiculous take by a ridiculous person

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

@donkoclock @BarackObama I genuinely don't think he cares as much as you wish he did. A common theme among people of your political persuasion

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

Why do those people always look like this?

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨BREAKING: U.S. District Court Judge Allison Burroughs has blocked the Trump Administration from revoking Harvard University's certification to enroll foreign students.

RETWEET to thank Judge Burroughs for standing up for our democracy!

[That Bald Guy @blindguy95]

Adorable. She's really earning that $60k this year

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 #BREAKING: A District judge has BARRED the Trump administration from revoking Harvard’s ability to import foreign jihadis and Chinese spies as “students”

A low level judge is once again pretending like they’re President.

And why the hell do they always look like this?!