F. Jack Barker

Concerned citizen. Discerning critic. Determined cynic. Slightly British. My amazing book:

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#TestShow319 @thought_spiral
Re: the insurrection Trump indictment: in the immortal words of Huell Howser… “Look at all that’s goin’ on here! Here comes another one! Here comes another one!” (He was looking at scale locomotives.)

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#TestShow313 cbs news reported that trump emerged from the courthouse tremfyant (or defiant idk my hearing is going )

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@thought_spiral you recently mentioned Dylan’s kid bombing in Northampton MA I used to live there and the music scene there is a very sad study in what happens to a town when a parasitic landlord is able to own 80% of retail and 95% of event space. SAD! #TestShow298

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@thought_spiral #testshow293 was going to ask if you guys like submarine movies but followed a link to @thoughtspiral that Andy posted and it’s not the show so anyway come around 25 degrees to port and dive Mr Kindler!

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#TestShow283 re Twitter: the payroll team resigned. Welp, see ya!

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Are people still impersonating evil companies on #twitter that was fun

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#halloween #campfire at home https://t.co/7EPyoQdYeq

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@thought_spiral #Testshow270 Got a title for Andy’s worse-case scenario horror movie: OCD What You Did Last Summer

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@thought_spiral #testshow267 #testshow268 just in case Hey fellas I’m wanting a Jon Taffer (of Bar Rescue fame) ghost hunting show do you Hollywood insiders know how I get that going is there like a hotline in the end credits or what other jokes can I make about Bar Rescue?

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@nickkroll I lead a boring life but today I ate too much tuna I pranked myself

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@thought_spiral #testshow256 do either of you own an espresso machine? Looking for something in the “under $200” category on Amazon. Any recommendations?

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@thought_spiral #TestShow256 last week I asked about Elon Musk but I called him “Ole Muskie” and Andy said that reminds him of Ed Muskie. Fun fact, I used to hang with his granddaughter. Well, got some space left here ya’ll ever go to any rodeos??

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

I've said before and I'll say it again: the Democratic Party's conflict aversion, passivity, and general institutional lameness are a product of gerontocracy as much or more than they're rooted in some kind of fundamental ideological disagreement.

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@thought_spiral #TestShow251 Andy Sullenberger: “excuse me stewardess is this really the best coffee on board? Hey is that a goose? Are geese animals even if they can fly? Are only some of them from Canada? Does diabetes affect pilots, too? That REALLY looks like a goose to me!”

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@AndyKindler @mikewilmot1 Desk Serious.

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@thought_spiral Watched It’s a Wonderful Life for the first time over Christmas (fell asleep, will finish next year) and am curious how NOBODY EVER MENTIONS ITS A MOVIE ABOUT TALKING STAR CLUSTERS!!! #testshow239

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Jared Polis : Grant Clemency or give commutation with time served to Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/HtFxn9rr5P via @Change

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@thought_spiral #TestShow231 if you could go back in time and kill anyone but it couldn’t be Hitler who would you kill but you have to do it with Hitler helping you in kind of a buddy picture

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@David_Feldman_ Democrats horse trading is like yo if you take these two good horses I’ll throw in this other better horse

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Ryan Grim: Whatever Kyrsten Sinema’s Endgame Is, She’s Failing At It https://t.co/jWABiqB1AY via @YouTube #Sinema #InfrastructureBill #BuildBackBetter