blind man

Michael Jackson fan club (non music related)

[blind man @blindreach]

@annikathealien kidney stone

[blind man @blindreach]

In the end... we are all ned fulmer 🫡

[blind man @blindreach]

@wurldstarr i pledge allegiance

[blind man @blindreach]

@OoselW me too. twitch fell apart without us

[blind man @blindreach]

@OoselW Smashing. Yourself?

[blind man @blindreach]

never seen lemonade w/ pulp

[blind man @blindreach]

I tried to go see the monkeys at the zoo today but @elonmusk was in there shoving them all into a blender. its chill tho i’m sure this will produce good things for humanity

[blind man @blindreach]

Nah but East and West are. East is definitely meant to be on the left, not the right.

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

i think left and right may be backwards, but that's none of my business

[blind man @blindreach]

@wurldstarr now I feel bad

[blind man @blindreach]

@wurldstarr you have to triangulate the hypotenuse and coagulate the integral and discombobulate the cromagnon, and then it becomes apparent. You owe me 10 g’s in unmarked billies.

[blind man @blindreach]

I still can’t believe obama sniped harambe. surprising he didn’t dronestrike the penguins, the monster.

[blind man @blindreach]

@annikathealien this was literally my uncle he’s called me in shambles. take it back

[blind man @blindreach]

update: i’m dead

[blind man @blindreach]

just invented a real life lightsaber. gonna keep it to myself. use it for sex stuff

[blind man @blindreach]

she’s a wanted intergalactic bounty hunter. notable kills, jar jar bink

[This person does not exist @wedontexisthere]

This person does not exist: Gabriele Kuntz (31 years), San Juan (Philippines). In an open relationship.

[blind man @blindreach]

@wurldstarr @annikathealien Yea, right. Anyway, do you bring your own turntables or do we have to provide?