juice the yapper🏳️‍🌈🦄

I think, therefore I should exist. || This user is not straight.

[juice the yapper🏳️‍🌈🦄 @blingbully22]

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[lilith. 🐍🖤 @awayinooluwa06]

omo, nawa.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[juice the yapper🏳️‍🌈🦄 @blingbully22]

Watching Normal MV after everybody else.

[An Apple Tree In The Heart Of Ibadan🧚‍♂️ @ShoBolu]

Ọ̀rẹ́ Ìyàwó 💚

[pris @pwiscila]

Please Google yourself and your information at least once a month and request to have any revealing results removed from the search/go to the data broker pages and request to have your information removed from them as well

[Ravanjie @Ravanjie]

There was a statue in the garden that looked so much like the cover of Adedayo Agarau's "The Years Of Blood." I had to put them together at yesterday's reading for a photo-op.

Had so much fun yesterday. Beautiful poetry. Beautiful people.

[meatpie🥧 @mummymusu]

♥️

[B🤺 @storriebooked]

yes so that i could post instagram stories that contain easter eggs to the most well-known fics that are vague enough that they can be written off as a coincidence but to the author and the stories biggest fans they KNOW

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

FRESHMAN MARCUS AWEEEE

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

THEY ALL GRADUATEDDDD!!!!!! 🥹🥹

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

We went to moe town and they said your the mayor

[juice the yapper🏳️‍🌈🦄 @blingbully22]

Yes.

[eva 🍏 @qyeugi]

would you read fanfiction of yourselves if you were famous

[Engr.Favour Abdullahi @skyletmoringa]

Dear Nigeria!! please subsidize this menstrual pad for us, the gum is no longer guming, and the No Leak No no fear is now a scam!!!!😫😫😫😫
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[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @AMISHM0M]

introducing ‘ostara’ ᛅ and ‘denari’ ᚾ

two new bedouin inspired adornments. now available on the shop, enjoy. xx - LDS

[juice the yapper🏳️‍🌈🦄 @blingbully22]

Why would he wake up???😭😭😭

[Moyo💕 @MosBasketNg1]

Green never looked better💚

[Barika @Albarka844]

You might be in need of a cool wallpaper

[Moyo💕 @MosBasketNg1]

Oh you thought I was done

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

her gaydar was going off bad

[juice the yapper🏳️‍🌈🦄 @blingbully22]

Haew. I’m so jealous.😔😔

[Lighttttt🧚‍♀️💕 @little_miss_tai]

@blingbully22 Yup🥹