Leslie

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[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

dyed my hair black again. I missed this colour so much it gives sexyyyy

[jesse pinkman of drugtwt @breakingbenzos]

I have been frantically searching for this video for an hour

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@SkeletonFats @systole_ holy fuck

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

they honestly just keep telling me my ass is flat unprompted

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

got told I'm a "fort mac 10" today

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

Got told I was the "Bonnie Blue of site" because I know "lots of men from other trades"

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@LouLUFC @GuzKhanOfficial would be cooler if he was doing an electrical apprenticeship tbh

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

my ex really ruined romance for me because now whenever a guy starts acting nice, i'm not moved. i'm just suspicious. it all feels like a PR campaign until proven otherwise. its not even funny atp

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@Demon_Realms will it be the Smittys in Morley? If not I am not interested.

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@BrandonHarmr9j @Mappy6984 You’re so fucking retarded Brandon.

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

i yearn to go to a trader joes so motherfucking badly

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@FortScab so untrue

[Iso3g @1worms]

This kinda like the miseducation of Lauryn hill for my generation

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

the next time i have sex i hope its with a man that’s nice to me so it can be good and i can go freak mode on his shit

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

last Friday I put a caterpillar in my hard hat and today he fell out :3

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@FortScab current mood is “I want to fuck🍆💦”

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

Lawyer ex bf i need you back

[lilWeasel @gangstalkess]

Ian Jomha aka idubbbz announces he is being sued by ethan klein for defamation. Ethan is a monster and anyone that doesn't see how he is destroying speech online will look back on this with disgust

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@prkmsj So you have muscle mass post menopause and are able to move beyond the age of like 60 without some form of assistance.

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

@_danijames_ i think it’s impossible </3

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

We’ve named her Krista and lemme just say she is a certified baddie on site

[Leslie @blinkerflu1d]

coworker came in today with a “new work shirt from Value Village” and it’s fully just some girls selfie T shirt she probably made for an ex