@stonersk8r ( his supreme, god–tier kindness will be rewarded later with proper rest ... but for now? benny cannonball directly onto hunty’s bed, within arms. )
look, reader, you’re gonna have to just forgive and apologize me here, but since i physically can’t sleep on my bed, i’m officially repossessing yours. move over and make some room for me.
@narcissistdic which is why you shouldn’t be so defensive about this, like i’m some sort of threat to national security. jace dropped a casual review of your equipment, claimed it outranks mine, so i’m legally investigating.
@narcissistdic look, i know it sounds completely fake, and it's probably incredibly hard for your brain to comprehend right now, but i swear to you ... this is purely, one hundred percent for research purposes.
hey, @narcissistdic, long time no see, haha. 😅 yeah, yeah, i know. so ... quick question, can i see your cawk? i'm just trying to figure out what metabolic anomaly has jace kingsley so historically impressed.
( it’s honestly not cute at all when two of your crushes are actively into each other. the mere thought of jace and tony together sickens him, leaving him absolutely batshit jealous and incredibly hurt. )
@ireplap bolted out the door, arms flailing slightly as he chased after the other, his voice cracking with that typical, fast-talking panic. ) don’t go. at least let me drive you home. i promise i’m not gonna [cont.]
@ireplap them. just try it next time. ( he gulped hard, suddenly terrified the other might take the advice the completely wrong way, but c’mon, he had literally asked him about it prior. )
@ireplap indirect yes after all. ) you’re a good kisser. m–maybe you’re just thinking a lot and not, y’know, fully giving yourself in. it makes your lips stay a bit immobile when you could actually … move [cont.]
@dorkplap ( exactly, and his grades are incredibly important to him. hence the exact reason why he’s actively seeking out some help right now. math is honestly just completely ruining them. )
@dorkplap ( this isn’t supposed to be forever, right? and besides, ben’s honestly not even planning on following a strict, traditional professional career anyway. he just really likes constantly learning new things. )
@ireplap he’s totally practiced on his mirror and on tangerines, but he's never kissed an actual, real person until this exact moment. his heart is absolutely racing, his lips perfectly matched with the other’s as [cont.]