blitty🦇

league enjoyer 700k mastery gragas bomba

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[paul @paulswhtn]

The third act of The Odyssey being like snorting 30 lines of narrative payoff cocaine

[blitty🦇 @blittatron]

mastery 50 gragas bomba

[blitty🦇 @blittatron]

@mybotduo

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[cora! @corainxo]

hottest thing ever typed by a top laner

[sheiden @sheidenlol]

FIRST TO EVER HIT RANK 1 3000LP

[Variety @Variety]

Javier Bardem says “no to war and free Palestine” at the #Oscars, earning a huge round of applause from everyone in the room.

(via ABC/AMPAS)

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

“Tonight we are celebrating people, not AI. Animation is more than a prompt, it’s an art form that needs to be protected"

— Will Arnett while presenting the Animation awards at the #Oscars

[blitty🦇 @blittatron]

@drewlevin my favourite part was when the pit crew were out of the garage ready for a tyre change but ended up just going back inside 🥰🥰

[Dhokla @dhoklalol]

You always remember your first time. Think it applies for second time as well.

[Nexya @Nexya_XX]

2026 LCK CUP GRAND FINALS GEN vs BFX #bfxwin #bnkfearx #NEXX

[LoL Esports @lolesports]

PENTAKILL for Ruler in the #LCK Cup Finals!

[blitty🦇 @blittatron]

25 mejai never toss

[xPetu @xPetu]

> be me
> be 16
> play league of legends every day after school
> hardstuck low master
> shen gets reworked
> try him out
> win every game
> roleswap from jungle to top lane to play shen
> reach challenger instantly
> friends say it doesnt count because EUNE
> transfer to EUW
> hardstuck low master again
> go to military
> play on laptop during weekends
> reach challenger on EUW
> friends say it doesnt count because my shen is freelo toplaner
> try to hit rank 1
> fail and give up
> go to university to study mathematics
> take a course on optimization
> code an algorithm to find the best shen build based on damage calculations
> complexity is O(n!)
> realize this problem is difficult
> take all optimization courses uni has to offer
> study machine learning
> study deep learning
> meet a Vayne main whos doing a phd in robotics
> watch him demo his custom algorithm that plays League
> team up to solve the build optimization problem
> spend a year trying different ideas
> finally get a good idea
> write masters thesis on league of legends build optimization
> realize we need more data to get better results
> you need a consumer application to get more data from Riot
> try to build an app
> realize neither of us can code websites
> find an Olaf main who rebuilt opgg for himself just for fun
> add him to the team
> build working app
> get more data from Riot
> realize shen jungle is viable with the right build
> roleswap back to jungle after 10 years of top lane
> spam shen jungle with optimized build
> make youtube video on it
> shen becomes the highest win rate jungler
> mfw

[blitty🦇 @blittatron]

@risorins gragas please !

[ilovefaker @leefakerism]

Omg genrang is kissing everyone damn you greedy 😭😭

[FlyQuest @FlyQuest]

"I'm cold"

[☢Max S. 😌☢ @EZpeace]

Thank you lck English for taking the time to google what noun describes a group of ghouls live on broadcast, this is the experience I tune in for, Dudu is looking scary with his rot of ghouls