Alyssa Wiblitzhouser

Just a girl, standing in front of a phone, asking it to love her. NYU Tisch. Actor, writer, humanitarian.

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Today, remember that many who don't believe in climate change once believed Noah sailed a big boat full of every animal in a flash flood 😐

[Alyssa Wiblitzhouser @blitzalicious]

Things I've texted my dad about today: a '67 chevy impala sighting, an r2-d2 French press. He raised a boy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Alyssa Wiblitzhouser @blitzalicious]

The one block of Sawtelle between Olympic and Tennessee is a very concentrated hell of which I had never before been privy. 👺

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I've now realized how empty my life is without Instagram. What a bleak day.

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Feeling very validated in my skepticism and suspicion T.Swift was super manipulative for all these years 💅🏼 #swiftgate #convenientfeminism

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When you get back from a hike in 105 degrees feel your face think it has sand on it but realize it's just dried sweat salt. That's some shit

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Literally sitting next to Cindy Crawford right now. The only thing I could think to do is tweet. @StefEstep

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Hung out with Andre Agassi today. And when I say that I mean he sat at the bar and I stared and made him really uncomfortable. #2late2saysry

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I just ordered a Vintage Black Milk Tea with Almond Milk and Boba. I think this is peak hipster for me. (oh god I hope so) #soLA

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Everyone is excited about Coachella. I'm just excited everyone's leaving the city this weekend. #emptycity #yesplease

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The girls eating next to us have been trying to get the perfect shot of their food for 20 min. Their food is now cold. #veniceproblems #LA 😐

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sometimes all you want is to just curl up under a blanket all day but instead you have to get up and be a dark lord

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Another Tuesday at work, another day of being hit on by men old enough to be my grandfather. Okay LA, I see you.

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"You are the type of woman that when you walk, I feel compelled to follow" would have been a great line if he was 30-40 years younger.

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Aaaaand just saw Montez from Workaholics on Tinder. LA Tinder is weird. I don't think I like it ☹️

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@Omundson mad at myself that I'm so damn attracted to this.

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Dane Cook has a verified Tinder profile. I just thought everyone should know. 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

[Alyssa Wiblitzhouser @blitzalicious]

One of my neighbors is blasting music, but like, I can't get mad? Because it's classical music? #whoareyou #showyourself

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You know the building is fancy when the doorman is outside walking a Chihuahua wearing a capelet. #LosAngeles