tim

buckle up or die

[tim @blitztimo]

"Take a step in my shoes, I will let you choose the pair" ~ That's the way life goes - Alonzo Fury.

[ack @olivacker]

caralho, a ultima memória do cara é o "amigo" deixando ele pra trás. eh o puro drama, cinema.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Italy will ban burqas and niqabs in schools, as well as limit the number of foreign students in classes, said far-right PM Giorgia Meloni, with immigration expected to be a central issue in next year’s general election.

🔗: https://t.co/adG67UrtqA

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Lake Turkana is rising, and Sibiloi National Park is paying the price.

Approximately 5km of protected land is now underwater...

#Earthwise: https://t.co/MAGd2TIRf5

[Old Row Outdoors @OldRowOutdoors]

The kids are gonna be alright

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Granit Xhaka has admitted to and apologised for forging a Covid-19 vaccination certificate 🗣️

The Sunderland man has been left out of Switzerland’s squad for the upcoming internationals ❌

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Five points from five games equals Man Utd's worst ever start to a Premier League season 📉

[Yoweri K Museveni @KagutaMuseveni]

I have just learnt that Senator Cyrus Jirongo passed away last December in a motor accident. I was not aware that he had died.
This is very sad. Jirongo was a good and patriotic leader who served his country with dedication. We shall miss him. My condolences go to his family, relatives, friends and the people of Kenya. May his soul rest in peace.

[Ken Opalo @kopalo]

Chinese contractors are flexible and meet their African clients at their level.

Want world class infrastructure and disciplined execution? You’ll get it. Want to play usual games of stealing huge chunks of project finances and delivering shoddy work? You’ll get it.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

High Court declares law barring retired presidents from active politics unconstitutional, rules it is illegal to control the political life of a private citizen.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Kenya Power raises Siror’s pay 90pc to Sh46m on turnaround https://t.co/QvtYK2H0sK

[Miguela Alondra @tshepii]

Guurl. I especially hate when people don’t ATLEAST take their dishes to the back to rinse them off after eating at restaurants. Yall were raised by wolves.

[Chris Kost @chriskost]

The chainsaws are here:
https://t.co/GtnL9Xor0x

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

sorry - did you say that this 'Fully autonomous vehicle' has a "blind spot"?

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Dead bodies are put on display 'having sex' at Sydney exhibition that has sparked a fiery ethics debate https://t.co/9kHNTT6CAa

[The Kenya Power & Lighting Company Plc. @KenyaPower]

1/2 An act of vandalism caused the collapse of a transmission tower along the Naivasha, Juja 132kV double-circuit line, disrupting electricity supply through the Ruaraka Substation at approximately 3:00 a.m. this morning. Our teams immediately rerouted power through alternative substations, restoring supply to all affected customers by 4:30 a.m.

Items recovered at the scene indicate that the vandals were present when the tower collapsed.

Our security team and the police are investigating the incident, while our transmission and Airmobile teams have commenced restoration works.

We condemn acts of vandalism targeting electricity infrastructure, which threaten public safety, disrupt electricity supply and result in substantial financial losses. In the last three months alone, we have recorded a 200% increase in vandalism incidents, including 37 transformers which were vandalised over the period.

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

A dreadful refereeing performance decides the derby.
https://t.co/4bCOqYmg4j

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Our 83-year-old Christian grandmother was euthanised against her will under Canada's assisted dying system - she died covered in blood with her hands clasped in prayer https://t.co/u50K1sT75X

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Man, 82, dies after beach fight with 76-year-old over sunlounger in Greece https://t.co/pBujrQPrQm

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

20 - For the first time since the 2008-09 season, Tottenham are bottom of the Premier League after five matches.

Rooted.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Brian Brobbey hit the first hat-trick against Man City at the Etihad since Jamie Vardy for Leicester in 2020

And it's only the sixth time in Premier League history a player has scored a treble for a losing side 😯