BLITZ!

triple changer, football fan, decepticon. yeah. in that order! (mdni/mechpreg dni)

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

/hello small educational post on the blitzwing football bit. his two teams r the Baltimore ravens (purple and yellow paint job, B for baltimore/blitwzing, flying mascot etc. and the Detroit Lions (tfa location and former WR calvin johnson being nicknamed megatron).

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

It’s called dubstep and my dick can’t get hard without it. Yeah Pepsi’s okay. Do you have diet

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today.

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

This guy just GETS it!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

Less stupid fragging themed icons and more SODOMY! WHERE’S THE MUFFING TALK!

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

Oh slag it’s PRIDE MONTH! Wake me when someone offers to go to The Eagle with me. You weaklings can keep putting pins on things and dyeing the food colors until the Quintessons fly home but I’m actually looking for a GOOD TIME!

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

@ASTROSHUTTLE // lol yes

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it’s been three years since rupaul tweeted about including trans people on drag race, added a pic of the “trains flag” instead of the trans flag, and pressed tweet

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

Oh slag it’s PRIDE MONTH! Wake me when someone offers to go to The Eagle with me. You weaklings can keep putting pins on things and dyeing the food colors until the Quintessons fly home but I’m actually looking for a GOOD TIME!

[浅縞 @Asashima_1111]

ﾏｼｭﾏﾛ

[cher @mclIark]

subway meatballs are people

[Mr Yeast @William45589421]

Your ad can be here. $200 a month

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

ugh it sucks that we all have to get super drunk and horny this weekend

[Lil Woadie @iHateYeahTeriq]

I love when my homies get some pussy. I be claiming the body too this shit get deep

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Disintegrated this dude just because

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

@BigBoyBrawl Are you talking about that dumbass cassette? Who cares!

[のんじゃ @nooonzya]

可愛い💜💛
#Transformers

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

@TankorTwo I’m using the GUEST BATHROOM. DUH!

[BLITZ! @blitzywing]

@TankorTwo You wanna call me a bitch and then get your hydraulics in a twist at purple nurple joke! JEEZ! You can never take what you dish!!!!!