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so how bout that capitalism huh

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@EminemRapped @JuliensAuctions @Eminem @rosenberg i mean he could've given them AND the money away, and would be fine. but whatever you say shoelicker

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the best thing about the new #spiderman is the different director. everything was stepped up a notch #marvel #brandnew

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girls really be all "all we need is each otherrrrr!! that's why we need to be seen at $100 a plate restaurants, and the best concert venues and festivals. also i need an extravagant wedding to out-do my best friend because she's a bitch and i hate her"

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i can write my name in the sidewalk too, you're not special

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me, already tired of hearing andrew tate complain about prison

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@japanleaders i hope the album isn't just generic pop sounding songs..

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i blame Gillian Anderson and Jodie Foster for my high standard in women

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after the boomers die off, do you guys want to end the myth that we "have to" dress nice for certain things?

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x-men 90s/evolution, spider-man animated shows, blade, ben affleck daredevil. where were you when hugh jackman was a no one?

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me, listening to ppl talk all this hype about #doomsday staying "MaRvElS bAcK" but didn't even watch eternals, the marvels, origins wolverine, all 4 iterations of fantastic 4, any of the d+ shows #AvengersDoomsday

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so @SEFutbol you going to share your winnings with the ppl of your country?

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what's up you sexy bitch?

*everyone stares at me*

....sorry, hello santa. for xmas this year i want a ps5 please

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guys who crashed grindr that one time really be like "I ONLY WANT CLEAN, SHAVEN, YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE MUSCULAR WHITE MEN TO BE IN MOVIES!!!" #TheOdyssey #Odyssey #OdysseyMovie #nolan #chrisnolan #christophernolan

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what do you think will be the next big "we didn't know cigarettes caused cancer" scandal will be? i say nonstick pans

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no one got liquid explosive diarrhea under obama's presidency, is all i'm saying...

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@japanleaders booooo, london boooo

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"you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

me: hello NASA? how much to tape something on the side of your next rocket going into space?

"ok, hang on man, let's talk about this"

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how did you know i was recording???!!

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to get energy, i have to use energy? sounds like a scam