[BHM]

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

@Phontomen It don't matter, none a this matters.

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

Opps
#Gamedev

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

Trying to get depressed is making me depressed
#worlddoctors

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

I'm at maximum sittage
#worlddoctors

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

Trunk won't start, there's no keys.
Give it CPR
*honk*
*honk*
*honk*

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

How to end teen pregnancy: have a baby.
#worlddoctors

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

Monday never comes if Sunday doesn't end.

[HoraceVT 🪄🎬 @Phontomen]

https://t.co/OZWfOWC34E

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

As an environmentally conscious college student, I feel it's my responsibility to stop cars polluting by jumping in front of them.

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

"Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade"
-Biggie Smalls

[[BHM] @blizzblang1]

Let's say aliens detect a signal of ours, and immediately reply. They could afterward discover FTL travel, and beat their Initial reply.