Francesca Hoffman

Extraordinary: Knitter. Spinner. Funny Woman. Gamer gal.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@Adam_Popovich Why dont they transform into something useful? We already have cars lol.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

My New Years resolution is going great. I have befriended two crows in the neighborhood. And I’m hoping to have at least 5 crow friends by the end of year.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

If this new make up that I ordered doesn’t fix every god damn thing that’s wrong with me I’m gonna be so mad.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

I got my boyfriend to leave early for work by giving him the oral history of womens menses from Mesopotamia to now.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Pizza!

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Recently, I discovered that @xfinitymobile has been continuing to charge me after I disconnected my phone. I have talked to several reps on the phone, all of which assured me that I would see a refund. Well I never received any refunds and this morning I see another charge. WTF?!

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@Adam_Popovich

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Why did I eat so many corn nuts last night? 😔

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@Adam_Popovich Happy birthday!

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@yeahokisee Yes it's called San Jose, California

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Gurl, if the main thing you like about him is that he smells like hash browns.. YOU ARE IN DANGER 🙃

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@Adam_Popovich Okay but maybe chrissy doesn't sit on little cosette this time? I know she crawled under for warmth, but it still fucks me up.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@Adam_Popovich I love those demons

[Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.) @heytherejeffro]

When my dad was my age he was supporting 2 kids and a mortgage, meanwhile I'm sitting here supporting roughly 85% of myself.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

@Adam_Popovich That's a damn fine idea. I just had a custom cardboard cutout made of lynch for my OF.

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Are you really an emo if you haven't cried/sang along to I wanna dance with somebody??

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Friends till the end @ Canby, Oregon https://t.co/TsZV5921o1

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

#animalcrossingnewhorizons #acnh @ Southeast Portland, Portland https://t.co/m9tpriBJ21

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

Here to ruin your day. When filming Milo and Otis, over 30 kittens were killed in the process. Deliberately. They even broke a cat's paw to make him walk uncomfortably. #themoreyouknow

[Francesca Hoffman @blk_lodge_babe]

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