mike

fresh apple sauce

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i love it when a customer gives me a five minute long story about how and why their phone isn’t working and i reiterate it back to them in two sentences

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you ever get panic attacks on check-in?

no? good for you.

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can whoever’s dad is writing siri’s jokes please cash in on that 401k and retire?

[mike @blkstick]

if at first you don’t succeed, try try again?

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we don’t do apple watch repairs but we can try re-pairing it

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i put in that application for genius. gimme the job.

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can we please change https://t.co/651cQi2yLm to https://t.co/UcLpulr4xI?

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the line in front of our store for battery drop offs the morning after we get a shipment of snr’s looks like a fuckin product launch

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i just got so high that i forgot i have a job

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@obsoletegenius LOL

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i’m really glad i have a life of my own outside this fancy-looking box

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@TechExpertAdmin foxconn has been another fav

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i just bought a lightning cable from 7 eleven 🙈

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@GeniusAdmn we are the antithesis of a flagship. we are a step child.

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mobilegenius repair notes:

passcode enabled? no
bullshit? yes

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has anyone else been calling the gr “the sweatshop”?

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hey angela,

we’ve done more battery repairs than anything other store in our market since this program launched. when do we get that bigger store?

love,
rxxx

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the steps of service

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text shortcut: unable to perform functional test because no passcode info available

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@BrendonsLaw hahahaha