Bliss💫

RN🇳🇬 || Chelseafc💙

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Nobody is disturbing Labour Party again na NDC

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The smell of this drug

[Usman Shamaki @aushamaki]

The scary thing about that video clip is that Remi Tinubu was being very honest. That is the best they can do. Like they sat down and brainstormed and came up with grants for akara and kuli-kuli. That is the extent of their brilliant thinking.

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

And they did not eat Akara and kuli-kuli for refreshments

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"I won't vote"
"I don't have a PVC"
"My vote won't even count"

You follow for the Olodo Uprising

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Ahab is building highway.
Jezebel is telling people to start selling akara and roasted corn by the roadside.

The most heartless satanic couple to ever lead Nigeria.

[The Fanii @The_Fanii]

Oh and if you have a “logical” explanation for why Tinubu should be president, you’re an olodo too.

We didn’t forget y’all 🤲

[Prosperity Nigga @tileyemi_]

That First Lady is so evil. Very evil

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

Retweet if you see the resemblance! 🤣

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

My own is… What is their fucking obsession with Corn… 🌽🤷🏽‍♂️😵‍💫🤣

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Take student loan to study medicine then pay back when you start selling akara or kulikuli 😍

Beautiful .

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Please don’t spend it anyhow, cos I know you like extravagant lifestyle.

800 - space for Akara
200 - settle Omo onile
150 - Zinc and plank to create the kiosk
100 - workmanship for carpenter
500 - equipment for frying
800- buy enough raw materials
150 - buy aesthetics to decorate the space
250 - to fix light
100 - workmanship for electrician

Total is 3,050.

Save the 950 for rainy days or you can use 500 to buy one plot to plant maize and vegetables.

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

I just found out there are women who go through their entire period with zero pain… and I’m honestly confused. 😭

Like your uterus is literally shedding its lining and you’re just… fine? No cramps? Nothing?!

Medical experts please explain, is this normal

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

I saw a video on TikTok where they asked some group of Nigerian men at the gym what they would do if they wake up the opposite gender, majority of them talked about having sex, getting babygirl treatment from men,clubbing, traveling and living their lives etc, surprisingly none of this men talked about being a submissive housewife,having children, cooking & clean.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.

Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.

Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.

Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.

And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Why should any part of this country be under occupation? In any civilized country, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu should resign.

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

Bola Tinubu; We are a poor nation.

Peter Obi; Nigeria is not poor, it is poorly governed.

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

He took fuel subsidy away from 230m citizens and shared it with 36 Governors because he needs them for his reelection.

So “fuel subsidy is gone” has been all about his 2027 aspiration?

A dark, cold, degenerate soul.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Money go come.

Just no die.

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

A woman does not expire at 30 just like the Patriarchy system wants them to feel, in this new age a woman getting older means getting more dangerous,more powerful and more magnetic.

The Patriarchy society wants you to panic about aging so that you can fall in the hands of mediocre men and accept mediocre treatments from Men out of fear but you know what?, you’re a fine wine not a carton of milk.

Your PRIME IS WHENEVER YOU DECIDES IT, DONT FALL FOR THE AGE ILLUSION SET BY MEN.