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[Matt @blmatt1]

@sportbible Good.
CR7 can't act like a spoilt baby. He's not the same player he was 10 years ago, he's not even the player he was last season, who looked good because the rest of the team massively underperformed.
He can't keep relying on his legacy as he is damaging himself and the club

[Matt @blmatt1]

@AlternativeMUFC Champions League final '99 would be amazing.

[Matt @blmatt1]

@OfficeShoes And done! Looking forward to your reply

[Matt @blmatt1]

@OfficeShoes hi, I've just had an email today my order (that was signed for) was delivered at 11am, however it has not arrived.
How do I either a) get my order or b) get a refund?
Thanks

[Matt @blmatt1]

@OfficeShoes Yep, sure. Can you follow so I can DM you?

[Matt @blmatt1]

@YodelOnline
9pm email 'Your parcel has been delivered'

Actually, no it hasn't.

Track delivery, 'delivered at 11am'

Really? Signed for too apparently.
By whom? And at what address?

Please advise.

[Matt @blmatt1]

@sainsburys Hi Naomi, it was either Sevenoaks or Crayford...sorry, can't remember!

[Matt @blmatt1]

@sainsburys It may just be me, but do the cooking instructions confuse you?! I mean some of it sounds like I need to microwave it, at what point do I take the chicken out, how long should I cook in total after the 20min stir?!
Please pass on to the relevant category team 😀

[Matt @blmatt1]

Ps, I'm sure it's planned to get rid of it, but black plastic tray 🤮

[Sidemen Clothing @SidemenClothing]

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[Matt @blmatt1]

Well he's loving the African Hunting Dogs!! #Dynasties

[Matt @blmatt1]

@DoctorBenjy Third place, Lingard.
Second, Pickford.
First place, Trippier, without question.

Stones, Maguire, Walker Henderson, Young, Sterling, Alli, Loftus-Cheek and Kane all deserve a mention too.

[Matt @blmatt1]

@DoctorBenjy I knew a 2 hour Thames stream would have given me more joy...

[Matt @blmatt1]

@DoctorBenjy Fuenlabrada, 3rd tier Spain. Just because their stadium is named after Fernando Torres.

[Matt @blmatt1]

@iam_amiesmith https://t.co/dVvMh1NuwY

[Sainsbury's @sainsburys]

No need to spend £70, work with us and get the original burgundy fleece for free 😜 https://t.co/MKvcgbK65o

[Matt @blmatt1]

@Se_Railway Great stuff, unless it's a typo...they're all longer??!

[Matt @blmatt1]

@Houtonka1 @British_Airways Glad I'm not the only one! Nothing's changed since we flew out on Monday, so think it's a glitch. Just means the queues will be long... 🙁

[Matt @blmatt1]

@British_Airways problem with dloading boarding passes? Both website and app tell me missing travel docs, but says all details entered?

[Matt @blmatt1]

@LingfieldPark awful parking system- over an hour to even move on the way out. #terribleservice #Lingfield #notreturningever