Darren McKiernan

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

From attempted delivery to unanswered emails.

The timeline speaks for itself.

@MercedesBenzUK @Stratstone @StratstoneMerc

#MercedesBenz #ApprovedUsed #MercedesStandard #CustomerExperience #CarTok

https://t.co/hBKJyMhXou

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Why does it look like an ocean jelly? #clitoris

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

BBC really went with ‘come clean’, didn’t they? Bold choice of phrasing, considering how we got here. #PrinceAndrew #bbc #irony #hilarious

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@EssexPoliceUK interesting, overtaking two cars and a bus, not dangerous in the slightest - also 30mph speed limit before national https://t.co/Rp7nd6pn01

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@Uber_Support I ordered coffees at at 8:30, it’s been 50 minutes

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@GANT1949 I’ve cracked it! Please find my letter with specific details redacted! #CustomerService #OnlineShopping #ReturnPolicy
#RetailProblems #CustomerExperience #QualityControl #Accountability #BrandTrust #ConsumerRights #FeedbackMatters

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@elonmusk can I pitch you my business idea?

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

🍰 Introducing the Citronique: a sensory journey in every bite! Dive into layers of sherry-infused raspberry jam roll, zesty lemon custard, & a cloud of fluffy meringue. A dessert reimagined. 🍋🍓#CitroniqueDessert #GourmetFood #DessertTime #Foodie visit: https://t.co/fVinagTg6X

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Citronique: Delight in Every Bite https://t.co/SXdlbUGLkO #dessert #desserts #newdessert #CitroniqueDessert #baking #cake #cakes #foodie #foodlovers #foodporn #gourmetfood #sweettooth #desserttime #yummy #delicious #tastytreat

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Check out GilliganCarter's video! #TikTok https://t.co/TnBBNBeonm #angusthedeer #drill #drillmusic #funny #trending #songsforkids

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Check out GilliganCarter's video! #TikTok https://t.co/CDBLX4KaYX #nesyamun #funny #hilarious #BreakingNews

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

https://t.co/pby61m2hf9 #kids #children #dance #songsforkids #angusthedeer #NewMusicAlert #cats #CatsOfTwitter #CatsofTwittter

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@everyrose0 Leverage is the only way with this company! I managed to get a refund in full!

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Thank you @UberEats @ubereats_uk I hope you delivery driver enjoys the biryani that they stole from my order!!! I will be expecting a full refund

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@Dudley71408737 I got a refund in full - leverage is the only way with this company! I will be checking every order at the door from now on too! Not that I order too much from them.

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@Dudley71408737 @UberEats @ubereats_uk I’ll make ubereats interested as either the universe or ubereats will be refunding me!

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@Dudley71408737 @UberEats @ubereats_uk Although the police may not be interested in the fact the delivery driver pinched a biryani, they’ll be interested in the fact the driver is seen dangerous driving on the pavement narrowly avoiding a woman and a child @metpoliceuk @UberEats @ubereats_uk

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Possible the worst raffle in the world - just don’t bother! #raffle #why #hilarious

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

@walkers_crisps I definitely think this gets me a chance to win £100k #lovefromwalkers

[Darren McKiernan @BloatDM]

Own a piece of lamb! Check out the listing on OpenSea! https://t.co/ADBFdKBR86 via @opensea #NFT #NFTs #NFTcollectibles