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life on the murder scene

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I’m friends with the LGBTQIA+, I don’t have to pay to get my tarot cards read

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idk it just really stuck with me.

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so im sitting at this bar alone just blankly staring in silence. grieving my fucking boyfriend and this girl randomly says “you’re so beautiful.” mind you i hadn’t showered in 4 days and i feel awful about myself so that’s what i say and she just goes “it’s your aura.” 🥺 wtf.

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“If I have enough yuengling, everyone in this bar will think I’m awesome”

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sometimes being a bartender feels like im a fucking zoo animal.. im bout to start hissing at people

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will the locals ever stop thirsting…. go away stinkies don’t you have a child or something

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y’all remember that Hillary duff gay commercial

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(It’s me) (im a fucking simp)

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who up letting they linger

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@neilogurrero Exactly

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my baby took the coolest photo of me i think to ever exist

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it’s type 0 season yall I’m so happy

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no way this man got us matching hoodies…

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i can’t be what you need
i am stuck in a dream ☁️

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wish my mom didn’t love me so i could k*** m*****

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it was actually sweet cause he’s my buddy and was trying to make me feel better but the wording was just so skdjfbtbbt

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not this dude calling me a “top tier white woman” 💀

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the jump from 19 to 25 is wild