Betty Johnson

mom and gma of 5 🩷🩷💙💙🩷 Jesus ✝️. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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When will my pubes start falling out I’m too old to be dealing with ts😟

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I have a parasocial relationship with the workers at the 7 brew by my house

#7brew

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You guys think heaven is cold, warm or like just right? Idk I’m kind of getting vibes it would be a little chilly. LMK

#jesus #idk #HopefullyIHaveAJacket

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“Man or bear” put me in a room with a man and give me a gun

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I’m going to stop showering because there are data centers that need the water more❤️❤️ #DoingMyPart

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Lost my press on at goodwill

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patient grabbed my ass this morning, please get your paw paws under control

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I want to like phoebe bridgers album so bad but idk wtf this ho is talking about anymore
#larp

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@MichealBalsjr Micheal big cheese bals jr I saw you skiing last night

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Thought life after high school was going to be getting your shit together and going to weddings turns out it’s doing coke and getting hammered on week days

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Bro had softball sized nipplez

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I dated a Mexican once and he kissed his mom on the lips

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granddaughter keeps asking for dumplings? I keep telling her no granny doesn’t have any money but to be honest! it’s really because granny thinks you’re fat.

#keepingitreal

How do I tell my granddaughter she needs to lose weight?

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Rhonda I think you are hacked someone just messaged me on your account saying I need $30 at the gas station please message me Rhonda if this is you or not I cannot tell

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This just came out of my vagina

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Hung fu panda

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I’ve never had an orgasm

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@MichealBalsjr Micheal bals Jr that is not funny!!! Who are you?

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I am so sick of abortions !!!😠

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i love when girls feel ugly we say “i look like a boy”