Brittany

🤙🏼 sup ma dudes. ♒️. she/her

[Brittany @blobfish32]

I wish i could do improv for a career

[Brittany @blobfish32]

@RyneLindsey Wooohoooo!!!

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Bro I’m really trying to let go of resentments and shit. Ppl shouldn’t take away my peace FOR FREE. But how can you not feel some sort of way when they are fucking manipulative. BOOOOO

[Brittany @blobfish32]

So when i decide not to drink anymore, it’s because I’m doing it for a man, not because i developed a problem that was destroying my physical and mental health. But when YOU decide not to drink anymore, it’s to break generational curses? Bitch.. 🙄

[Brittany @blobfish32]

@_Rayofsunsh1ne Bitch why would you say that 😂😂😂 now i have to go back to fucking church

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Brandon got sensor lights in our basement and they keep turning on without my cat or us doing anything. The white person in me wants to ask if there’s a ghost or something here and to turn it on. The LOGICAL side of me says if i do that and it turns on, im LEAVING

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Not only is stranger things and Wednesday coming out with a new season, but so is euphoria. FUCK YES!!!!

[Brittany @blobfish32]

I can’t wait to see my fam

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

17 million people just lost health care.

18 million kids just lost school meals.

3 million Americans just lost food assistance.

And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit.

All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors.

The ultimate betrayal.

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Well, moving to a whole new state tomorrow. Please pray/send vibes. I’m NERVY

[Brittany @blobfish32]

The years have passed by. It’s crazy to me that I’m 30 years old. It’s crazy to me that I’m at where i am in my life. I’m full of gratitude

[Brittany @blobfish32]

A big piece of my heart is now missing. I’m so sad. Things will never be the same. I will say, i love my family. The support we have for each other is top tier

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Bitch the tea i heard 🫖👀👀👀

[Brittany @blobfish32]

I love telling my cat “Careful SpongeBob! Careful SpongeBob!!! Careful SpongeBob!!!!!!! CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!” when she is bathing herself bc she then does it rapidly 😂😂😂

[Brittany @blobfish32]

I stg some ppl just look like they have BPD

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Welp, i got a job offer at the Virginia VA clinic. Fingers crossed i get a job offer at the Nebraska VA. WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT ID SAY THAT

[Brittany @blobfish32]

Maybe your baby wouldn’t be ugly if you weren’t racist

[Brittany @blobfish32]

I’m happily married and not in a toxic relationship. I, HOWEVER, have the urge to text my ex-boyfriend and ask if he remembers telling me how stupid and incapable i am. I would love to throw in his face that I’m graduating from U of M and am way smarter and cooler than him 🖕🏻

[Brittany @blobfish32]

I love when ppl post unhinged personal shit on social media and then they call ppl out by name. Thank god bc im willing to put in hours to find out what you’re talking about

[Brittany @blobfish32]

You ever think about a time in your life that you thought you wanted something and now are RELIEVED you didn’t go down that road 😂😂😂 THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR HAVING MY BEST INTEREST IN MIND