ruudee

I Tweet for fun so don't take it personally

[LimeWire @limewire]

just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist?

still not paying

[ruudee @blockdocc]

What's the Board of peace doing about the war?

[ruudee @blockdocc]

Trump Declared victory but iran doesnt seem to have gotten the script

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Normalize spending money on knowledge, fitness, grooming, smelling good, and eating real food. People will drop thousands on nonsense but call self development “too expensive”.

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@Lush_Beauty1 Wow okay

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@dfwmenah @Gooddlovee Filter care

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@RealXavier011 Old video

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Politicians starting new wars for "my safety"
Cops violating my rights for "my safety"
Palantir harvesting my data for “my safety”
Governments surveilling citizens for "my safety"

Pls cancel my lifetime membership to your safety theater club. I'm good and got it from here. 👋

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@ChrisEcxel102 Someone's main is getting ploughed 😂😂😂

[Norma Kay @realnorma_kay]

Monkeys are going to twerk for money👽

[Herman Mashaba @HermanMashaba]

I wonder if call on black and coloured residents of Cape Town to stop paying the uncaring municipality of the DA?
I wonder if all non-whites who helped create this country, by force, must demand reparations for centuries of forced labour?
Just asking!
We can’t build a nation on double standards.
ActionSA is fully committed to distance all South Africans from decisive individuals like these.

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@Newzroom405 This level of boot licking needs to be studied at unisa

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@Am_Blujay He is recording like he's doing something special 🤡🤡

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Queens who host one woman shows 😎😎🔥🔥

Limpopo is blessed

#MakhadziOneWomanShow

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@realnorma_kay Black Americans are dumb . Especially the celebrities

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@MlotaAzee

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@_Hybreed_ I really wish he understood this reference 🤣🤣🤧

[𝗢𝗳𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀𝗲 𝗠𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗲 🔥🚀 @unclescrooch]

If Sundowns wins tomorrow I’m going to run naked outside!🤞🏾 #Khosi4Life

[ruudee @blockdocc]

@ChrisEcxel102

[RT @RT_com]

Just when you think your daily commute couldn’t get any worse, a road in China just suffered explosive diarrhea, the likes of which is not normally seen outside the more repugnant 4chan greentexts. Nanning, Guangxi has recently been upgrading its sewage system, laying a new section of pipe alongside a busy highway. All that remained was the pressure test. Not just any pressure test either, we’re talking a Code: Taco Bell level test here.

As the test ramped up, thousands upon thousands of liters of hot, pressurized sewage were propelled through the pipe with extreme force. It turns out, the pipe was not able to handle it. The pipe ruptured, sending a horrible dark orange cloud of human waste over 10 meters into the air. The force was so great that a mechanical digger was overturned at the epicenter of the industrial shart and several passing cars were blown off course.

And that’s when it started raining poo. Globules of human waste splattered over windshields and a number of unfortunate passing pedestrians. The horrible cloud blanketed the road in a fine poo mist as clumps continued to rain down from the heavens. At the base of the eruption, the most foul, evil liquid seeped out of the ground, flooding the road and creating a vile lake of boiling excrement of Talmudic proportions. Local authorities have said that no one was injured in the poo explosion, but that appears to be of little solace to those caught in its putrid aftermath. As one driver put it: ‘I'm drenched in poo, my car is splattered yellow. It's ruined.’

The mother of all cleanup operations is now underway.