johnnyjohnson

i love comedy

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

The Elephant tree.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

They said if I didn't vote for Trump we'd have a warmongering, trying-to-prove-she's-tough @POTUS who'd drop a GBU-43 bomb in Afghanistan.

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@CNBC What mind?

[Anne Rice @AnneRiceAuthor]

This is hopeful. Perhaps the cumbersome non-governing dominance of the GOP will come to an end soon. https://t.co/QzdTQ5OOID

[CNBC @CNBC]

Early results show surprisingly competitive Kansas special election https://t.co/Q59lq3Mj4k

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

But seriously--Spicer's level of lazy ignorance is representative of the whole Trump administration, starting with Golden Boy himself.

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@StevieRyan @united Drink coke

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Trump's such a buffoon he can't even pull off an Easter Egg roll.

Wait -- he actually can't? Seriously? I meant that as a joke. Fuck.

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@MichaelSkolnik @pattonoswalt @realDonaldTrump Golf golf golf

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@cspan If you can't win change the rules?

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@Stormy_NSFW Looks beautiful like you

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@lovegardensound Salami dreams

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@tonyhawk Great spot

[johnnyjohnson @blockheadjmj]

@ItsFlo You are great in girlfriends day👍🏻

[Old School 80s @OldSchool80s]

Love this! RT @samgilbey: 'In The Crowd'–new private commission featuring over 60 characters from classic 80s movies https://t.co/bKDMFBCf8t

[Alex Rubinstein @RealAlexRubi]

BREAKING: "Impeach #Trump" banner dropped during Washington Nationals game on #OpeningDay

[Anne Rice @AnneRiceAuthor]

Why in the world would Trump do this? It's as if we don't have a president. https://t.co/jIab68Vi5s