Cameron Witham

professional exterminator.

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

The gifts they leave are poop. This is officially a pro-vermin twitter account.

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

just learned Doug jones was also Mac Tonight. God that guy is so cool. What can’t he do.

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

We’re so good at making white powders. Salt. Sugar. Anthrax. Flour. Cocaine. Chalk. I wish there was a way to tell them apart.

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

imagine if we found out the micro plastic was good for us and didn’t make us dumb or racist like every other material has. that’d be really beautiful.

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

What would yoda do if you talked like yoda to him? I think hed get really scared and attack and bite you

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

I’m one more hot shower away from being fixed. I just gotta sit down in a hot shower one more time I swear one more and I’ll be fixed.

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

@tredlocity There used to be Fantasy Movie League where you ran a fantasy movie theater and chose how many screens to devote to whatever movies were out at the time. It was cool but it’s not around anymore.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

@Alldogsaredead If I was Jerry I would ask Kramer to attack all of my enemies

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

@s4m31p4n Like horses

[Getlucky @Getlucky12341]

This is how it feels in Seinfeld when the A and B plots come together at the end

[The dumb ignorabt shit head @UrplePingOh]

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head three times on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The “dirty kid from Peanuts”?? First of all, his name is Snoopy. And he’s not dirty, he’s just a dog. I feel like you don’t understand the comics at all

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

Every day I come on here and see a new porn bot has followed me. They’re like my little robot army. I’m kind of like Austin powers.

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Lo mau (The Cat)
1991 / Hong Kong / Ngai Choi Lam
⚡️🐈‍⬛sound on🐈‍⬛⚡️

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

@PodcastTheRide It’s true. I’ve seen it on a couple posts.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

straight up frolicking

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

Betty Boop's plan for dealing with the crime problem. From BETTY BOOP FOR PRESIDENT (1933).

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

Mcu? More like oops all hulks. I’m being charitable by not listing Thanos as purple hulk

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

We have 2 guys as hulk. We have his cousin lady hulk. we have red color hulk named red hulk. leader (smart hulk), abomination (bad hulk), hulk buster, kid hulk and other kid hulk. hulkling (unrelated).

And there’s only been one hulk movie! In 2008!

[Cameron Witham @blockpastmaple]

Ever notice god and christ been real quiet since aj and big justice came out as your favorite father and son