Kyle

puff puff pass

[Kyle @blokingsmunts]

@Chanteezzyyy i feel so alone now

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaelogist will have have one awesome day at work

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i'm pretty sure that my really cute next door neighbot thinks im a stalkre. She wrote it on facebook, twitter, and even in her diarie

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Today i bought a pack of nuts. On the packet it said WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS''. well i'd be disappointed if i opened it and a sock fell out

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Hell Yeah Home alone! :D
Expectation: Parttty!!! (:
Reality: peeing with the door open.

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i opened my laptop today and there was a giant crack on the screen.

I'm always forgetting to close the porn tab...

[Kyle @blokingsmunts]

my friends girlsfriend is pregnant for 6 months, she asked if i wasnted to feel the baby.

Apparently she ment on the outside.