MB

📍Los Angeles

If you've never had an orgasm at Chateau Marmont, I don't give a fuck about your opinion. 🏰💥🚬

[MB @blonde_death]

@AmazonHelp My delivery instructions clearly state that my parcels must be left at my door, but they're consistently left for all to kick, trip over, or steal in my mail room. What can I do? Report the drivers as unprofessional? My instructions cannot be updated to be more clear.

[MB @blonde_death]

Zero sleeps till Halloween Horror Nights!!! Excited about Sinners, Evil Dead Burn, Terrifier Tram Tour, Ozzy bar, & all the rides, especially FAST & FURIOUS COASTER! 🩸🏚🤡🤘🏻🎸🍹🏎🎢

[MB @blonde_death]

On this season's #DWTS we have:
2 Jennas
2 Ezras
Connor & Conner
Hailey & Hayley
Pasha & Sasha
Julia & Julianne
Taylor & Tyler

No wonder Derek called Tyler "Dylan". 🥴

[𝟒𝟒𝟒 @DEUILSTEARS444]

sleeping is nice because it's like being dead without hurting my family

[MB @blonde_death]

New profile "picture", as I got this haircut over a year ago and I'm keeping it till it's blasted off my skull in the Hollywood Forever crematorium. Twitter doesn't deserve a real photo of me, tho.

[GenZ Multi Family @GenZMultifamily]

We put up with $6/gallon gas in SoCal because we have the best weather you can have.

But lately SoCal weather has been on some $3/gallon gas behavior and I’m really starting to lose it.

[lee lee @uhhleyahh]

I pay too much in California rent for it to feel like Jacksonville, Mississippi

[MB @blonde_death]

I have lived in SoCal for 20 years and I grew up in the South. I concur...this humidity is intense. For the past two decades, even if people were melting into puddles, I've barely felt it - but whatever this is has me wanting a refreshing mint julep & a dip in my cee-ment pond.

[Shawn Gorham @shawngorham]

I have lived in So Cal all my life, we have NEVER had humidity like this. Wild.

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

idc about who judges me, they never lived what i survived

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"Do you think you're superior for not using Al in your work?" Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[MB @blonde_death]

*Pounds the horn till my fist goes through it*

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[MB @blonde_death]

They look like A.I. gussied up some hill people you'd see coming out the entrance side of a Wal-Mart.

[MB @blonde_death]

The #Wordle answer that people are grumbling about is a fairly common crossword puzzle answer...I was expecting some preposterous bullshit word. 🤨

[MB @blonde_death]

That's the picture they used?! 🤥

[Jolie @lunarbisou]

you can tell a person is in a dark place when Letterboxd means a lot to them

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

[$𝔞𝔪 @2xsam_]

Yes, I wish I acted worse!

[MB @blonde_death]

Roses are red,
Mascara coats lashes,