Brittney 🫠

🖤 28, FL, tatted 🤘🏻

[rumi @painsting]

my love language is telling you a bunch of random things that happened throughout my day

[໊ @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[James @takeopaul]

Just spent my money on something i needed

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[Dan Dapollo @DanDapollo]

“Ew why is it so tight?”
I’m sorry.

“It makes me finish too fast.”
I’m sorry.

“Why is it so pink?”
I’m sorry.

“It tastes like strawberries”
I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

oh for crying out loud

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

how was this posed to help wit the suds

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i now have a song with billy ray cyrus and miley cyrus, i will not rest until i’ve collected every cyrus stone to harness the ultimate power.

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

i cant believe this happened

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

omg if you roll down your window at chic fil a playing call me by your name they give u a free sandwich and a lemonade