Lexi🌈

mostly everyday out of context conversations I have with my friends | SHSU Alumni | she/her🫧

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

My obsessions are Care Bears and Sabrina carpenter don’t judge me

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“I helped win a war”
“With your wife and child?”
“Oh that was before I was married”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“ I would eat after a dead person”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

"I just need to plug the a-holes"
“We plugged the a-hole”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“He feels like a hot food kind of person”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“Do what you can. Even though it’s not much” ~my supervisor

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“I’m surprised you didn’t use your purple pen today… you use it when you’re in a bad mood”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“I’d built up my walls to protect myself, not to shut people out”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“Baby you’re affecting my aura right now”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

We’re gonna start a series again called “what the kids tell me” on todays episode:

“NUUH, I’m gonna make it weird of yall but at least I’ll look good”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“Miss you just give apple energy”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“You need to sit tf down and stop dancing if you wanted to do that you should’ve bought a pit one”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

*coworker with the same name as me leaves*

“It’s okay I have another one of you”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

Happy pride!

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“My lunch today is this beer and a cigarette”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“Here you go! Thank you so much”📿

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“Alpha Wolf Dominates pack wolves in their den home”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“I felt like shaving my head so instead I shaved my face”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“I got pumpkinussy under my fingernails”

[Lexi🌈 @blonde_lexi]

“You win some you lose some” ~Gayle Forman