big ol idiot

my mom told me to change my bio

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

Congresswoman Sara Jacobs was just on CNN. She told Kaitlan Collins that Netanyahu has tried to get previous US Presidents to attack Iran, but “donald trump was the only one stupid enough to actually do it.”

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

Texting while driving is bad except when I’m asking my boyfriend if we can add a big bouncy boobs mod to rdr2

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

Toning my abs exclusively through coughing

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

Why did I stay in Cleveland? Because I love looking at the snowflakes on my coat.

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

Bring back 5” inseam men’s sports uniforms. It’s time to make sports slutty again

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

I feel like my life is centered around work and babysitting my best friend at the bar

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

oh go fuck yourself

[sofía @_____abadi]

I miss being 19 and thinking shit like “I have Got to post a selfie tomorrow”

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

I don’t think we gave trump enough credit for destroying Ron desantis with “Meatball Ron”

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

I’d respect this more if she had photoshopped herself with a big mondo huge ass

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Nancy Mace for Governor has great jeans.

https://t.co/tkO1oN5G0W

[bug girl @buggirl]

people who use their free will to go cave diving……. hey what’s your fucking problem

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

I can ask my boyfriend a bunch of hypotheticals and he answers them all correctly, how is he doing this

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

There are only SEVEN genders. I don’t want to hear any woke crap about the eighth gender.

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

If the Mercedes GLE has no haters then I am dead

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding

So far:
• A passport has been filed for
• An inbox has been zero'd
• A personal website has been created
&more

I recommend this format!

[coop @squinchent]

Do not send me a poem. I DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM!

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

I fear that everyone who says working out consistently makes you feel better was right

[big ol idiot @blondeboomie]

And for my next trick I turn a car with 10k miles into one with zero miles with one simple tool: 18 wheeler